Wishing You the Simple Wonder of Christmas – Christmas Card
$3.50
Front
Wishing you…
Inside
…the simple wonder of Christmas.
Product details
An adorable, playful kitten is ready to pounce on a green ornament hanging from a Christmas tree in this colorful card. Wishing you the simple wonder of Christmas is a nice card for adults and children of all ages – and especially cat lovers!
Specs
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
- Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Includes FREE Shipping
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