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Send a Potato Gram

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Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!

Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.

Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!

Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.

How it Works:

We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.

It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).

You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.

They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!

What's your spud going to say?

Happy Birthday!
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
Eat me
Raw Vodka
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
Happy Spudiversary!
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Surprise!!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!

Prefer sweet potatoes? Send a Sweet Potato Gram instead. How about more spuds? Send our Potato Bouquet instead. A dozen potatoes, each with a message on it.

Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.

$9.99
Custom Glitter Letter

We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.

Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they'll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.

Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It's a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.

Message Suggestions:

Congratulations!
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Got You!
Clean your desk you slob!
Happy Birthday!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Don't Litter!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Happy Anniversary!

We also offer a Standard Glitter Bomb Letter with our standard message — and you can kick it up a few notches with the glitter blasting Original Glitter Bomb.

$5.50
Hillary Clinton Potato
Political Potato Gram

Free U.S. Shipping!

Election season means one thing — it's time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.

Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.

How it works:

We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).

Super Easy

1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.

* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.

Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!

$9.99