Because of the way we allow you to customize orders, almost all of our items are just as fun for kids as they are for adults – with a few exceptions. These are some of the pranks that aren’t really appropriate for kids. These can be sent anonymously or you can take credit. Prank a friend or frenemy.

Dick Confetti Bomb Card
Dick Confetti Bomb Card

Our Dick Confetti Bomb provides epic, raunchy fun. Glittery penis-shaped confetti pops out of a fun card when opened to reveal your custom message hand-written inside.

Multiple card types with fun options to choose from, personalized style and fast, free worldwide shipping. Simply the best.

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If you're looking for a surprising, memorable card, then this is it. Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, co-workers – you name it!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, colorful dick-shaped confetti actually pops out when opened.

Poof! A colorful splash of dicks pops out all over the place.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the real deal. The best Dick Confetti Bomb Card out there – and it's delivered in a premium quality, full-sized card.

  • Fun options
  • Custom made to order.
  • Penis shaped Confetti pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted U.S. postal address. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the colors and types used
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
  • Colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Free worldwide shipping.

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). This is intended for adults only.

$9.50
Middle Finger Mail -Send the Bird by Post
Middle Finger Mail

This is it.

Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.

A flip off to be remembered.

That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.

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Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include a custom message and glitter.

  • Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
  • 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
  • Premium envelope
  • Hand-written addresses
  • Anonymous (or not, your choice)
  • Colorful postage stamp
  • Optional custom message
  • Optional glitter

Includes FREE worldwide shipping.

$4.99
Blank Gift Card Gag Gift for Birthday
Empty Birthday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most dastardly birthday pranks evah – you know, in a playful kinda way. We will anonymously send someone you know a birthday card with a BLANK gift card inside.

Let that sink in for a moment. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance. Empty.

They won't know who sent them the birthday card, which will totally drive them nuts, but you best believe they're going to use that gift card. And when they do, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store. Classic.

It's a triple-whammy of frustration for the recipient. First, wondering who sent them a nice card and gift card. Second, finding out the card is empty after spending all that time shopping. Third, realizing they got pranked big-time and have no idea who did it.

Add your own message – or we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have an amazing birthday! Love, Sarah*

Gift cards will be for popular, widely available retail stores, such as Walmart and Target. If the card does not have a dollar amount printed on it, we will write $25 on it. Gift cards are real and in new condition (they just don't have any funds loaded on them).

What else makes this prank so special:

  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • It's actually a premium birthday card.
  • You can upgrade it to a glitter bomb card if you want.
  • We hand-write the message in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute birthday sticker on the color envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.

* Why Sarah? It's one of the most popular names. Just about everyone at least knows a Sarah. But you can provide any message or name that you want.
Please note: Birthday card will not exactly match the one shown due to secrecy, but it will be a premium birthday card.

$9.50
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most devilish holiday pranks ever created.

We will send a nice holiday card along with a BLANK gift card inside.

Think about it. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance.

Your unsuspecting target won't know who sent them the card (unless you want them to) but you better believe they're going to use that gift card…

And after they spend their time shopping, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store embarrased — because there are no funds on the card. Now that is a gotcha moment right there.

You can include your own custom message inside OR we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year!

Details:

  • Each holiday card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write the message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside, unless you include it.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more festive and personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.
  • Gift card is a new, unused Walmart gift card. It has a zero balance on it, but the recipient will think it has $50 on it.
  • Fast, free shipping!

Note: Card may not be exactly as shown.

$9.99