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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
Send a Potato Gram - Have a Spudtacular Birthday!
Send a Potato Gram

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Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!

Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.

Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!

Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.

How it Works:

We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.

It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).

You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.

They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!

What's your spud going to say?

Happy Birthday!
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
Eat me
Raw Vodka
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
Happy Spudiversary!
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Surprise!!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!

Prefer sweet potatoes? Send a Sweet Potato Gram instead. How about more spuds? Send our Potato Bouquet instead. A dozen potatoes, each with a message on it.

Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.

$9.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around Thanksgiving and the holidays and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Photo of Sweet Potato Gram - You're Sweeter than This Potato
Sweet Potato Gram

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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!

Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.

This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.

How it Works

Photo: You're So Sweet - Sweet Potato Gram
You're so sweet!

We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato and hand-write your personal message on it.

We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.

Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.

Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter.  It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.

Message Suggestions:

I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.

*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.

$9.99
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

A potato bouquet is fun anytime – not just on Valentine's Day!

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine's Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It's hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn't that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let's Kiss
Too Cute
Let's Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99
Hillary Clinton Potato
Political Potato Gram

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Election season means one thing — it's time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.

Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.

How it works:

We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).

Super Easy

1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.

* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.

Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!

$9.99