Fun retirement cards with your message hand-written inside and sent direct for you! No need to leave home – just pick a card, let us know what you want to say and where to send it for you!

Yes, all Funky Delivery retirement cards include your message handwritten inside and envelopes are also hand-written and decorated with colorful stickers and interesting USPS stamps. This will not be overlooked when it arrives.

All retirement cards deliver an absolutely personal touch and can be customized with fun options. Some options include trading cards (Pokemon, Star Wars, sports, comic characters), garden seeds, and fake scratch off tickets.

Retirement cards can also be magically transformed into a confetti card or glitter bomb card to make it a truly epic (Funky) delivery. Plus, you can choose from different confetti styles, including hearts, party theme and more.

And yes, we can send it so it looks like it came from you and even include your own return address. We can also send it anonymously for that mysterious touch or send it directly to you (in another envelope) so you can hand deliver it.