Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).

The Most Memorable Thing You Will Do This Year
The Original Glitter Bomb

The original glitter bomb is epic. Glitter pops out of a cool card when opened to reveal your custom message.

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This is the ultimate surprise card to send – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a mess! They’ll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered.

Don’t be fooled by imitators! This is the Original Glitter Bomb – a premium quality product that we’ve been sending all over the world for years.

What makes The Original Glitter Bomb the best?

  • More options
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don’t skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a colorful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards are not exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Send a Glitter Bomb for Valentine
Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb

The Original Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card offers fun options, memorable postmarks and more. Surprise someone with a custom card for Valentine’s Day that screams to be opened!

Send a fun Valentine’s Day card that releases a surprise poof of sparkly, Valentine-themed glitter when opened, revealing your own personal message hand-written inside.

Finally – a Valentine’s Day card that will be remembered!

This little marvel works for someone you like or love because you get to customize the message, choose the card type and the type of glitter!

Don’t be fooled by imitators – this is the Valentine’s version of our world-famous original glitter bomb. It’s a fun, full-sized, premium quality greeting card that spreads love – and glitter.

How does it work?

We load a mix of Valentine’s Day glitter (reds, pinks, silver and hearts) into an ingeniuous break-away compartment located inside a premium, full-sized Valentine’s Day greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is NOT shown in our photos for the sake of secrecy!

Cards are mysteriously shipped from one of our unlisted addresses (or you can take credit using your own return address). The envelope is full color and we decorate it with Valentine’s themed stickers so it will be enthusiastically opened…

Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun surprise. They may be finding little sparkly specks for days or weeks – a reminder of the Valentine’s Day they got glittered by someone awesome (you).

What makes our Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • We’re sending REAL, premium, full-sized 5×7-inch Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards.
  • Each Valentine’s Day card is custom made to order.
  • Glitter actually pops out when the card is opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • If you want us to go a lighter on the glitter, or prefer larger glitter, then you can choose that option.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Surprise – you got glittered for Valentine’s Day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Can be sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or you can take credit. If it’s anonymous, we will not include your name or ours in or on the card or envelope.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and Valentine-themed colors and we don’t skimp on the glitter unless you ask us to.
  • We use a colorful Valentine-themed stamp on the card.
  • We put eye-catching Valentine’s day themed stickers on the envelope for that personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened and then – surprise!

Note: Card styles vary and may not be exactly as shown. Prefer to choose the exact card to send? Visit our Valentine’s Day card selection and upgrade one to a glitter bomb card.

$9.50
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Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99 $15.95
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Happy Valentine's Day Brick
Valentines Day Brick in the Mail

This is the Original Valentine’s Day Brick!Send someone you know or love a Valentine’s Day brick this year! It’s a festive, memorable, attention-getting way to let them know you’re thinking of them for Valentine’s Day.

Friend, brother, girlfriend, sister, boyfriend, parent – whoever. It’s an affordable, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!

But what makes it especially fun is that we will include your custom message – writen right on the brick. And yes – this is a real, 4×8-inch brick!

Valentine’s Day bricks are nicely gift-wrapped and include a hand-written Valentine note card with your message. Or you can include a premium, full-size Valentine’s Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.

All Valentine’s Day bricks are packaged in a fun, Valentine’s Day way (and we also offer funky options).

Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping (U.S. destinations or APO).

This year, send a Valentine’s Day brick.

Details:

  • Choice of grey or red brick
  • Your custom message is written right on the brick with permanent black marker
  • Choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red Brick (4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver)
  • Brick is wrapped in Valentine’s Day themed wrapping paper.
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
  • Colorful, cheery Valentine’s Day stickers on outside of the package.
  • Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to.
  • Optional premium, full-sized Valentine’s Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.

Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message, let the person know it was from you after it is received (you’ll have the tracking info), or choose the ‘take credit’ option.

$15.99 $13.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around Thanksgiving and the holidays and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Valentine's Day Candy Box from Funky Delivery with Heart Note Card
Valentine’s Day Candy Gift Box

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!


Share the excitement of Valentine’s Day  with the classic Valentine’s Day Candy Gift Box from Funky Delivery.

Each beautiful box is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet candy.

A cute Valentine note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and we decorate everything with fun Valentine’s Day paper and colorful stickers.

You can make this treat extra special by upgrading to a full-sized Valentine’s Day card. Or add to the excitement with a Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card so Valentine-colored glitter will pop out when opened, revealing your message. A colorful poof of glitter to get their heart racing.

Ships to US destinations only via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days).

Pick a candy below and add any fun options you like and send something sweet to someone sweet.

$19.99
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most devilish holiday pranks ever created.

We will send a nice holiday card along with a BLANK gift card inside.

Think about it. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance.

Your unsuspecting target won't know who sent them the card (unless you want them to) but you better believe they're going to use that gift card…

And after they spend their time shopping, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store embarrased — because there are no funds on the card. Now that is a gotcha moment right there.

You can include your own custom message inside OR we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year!

Details:

  • Each holiday card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write the message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside, unless you include it.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more festive and personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.
  • Gift card is a new, unused Walmart gift card. It has a zero balance on it, but the recipient will think it has $50 on it.
  • Fast, free shipping!

Note: Card may not be exactly as shown.

$9.99
St. Patrick's Day Glitter Bomb Card
Saint Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb Card

Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day by delivering an exciting blast of green and gold glitter to someone you know.

This special Saint Patrick's Day version of our Original Glitter Bomb is only available for a limited time, while supplies last. You can order now and choose immediate or delayed shipping (so it arrives closer to March 17th).
Erin Go Glitter Bomb! St. Patrick's Day Green Glitter Bomb
This is a FUN card for St. Patrick's Day – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message inside.

How does it work?

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, a mix of green and gold glitter is specially loaded into a festive, full-sized, premium Saint Patrick's Day greeting card so it POPS out when opened – only to reveal your personal message written inside.

Poof! A surprising cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered in the name of Saint Patrick by someone awesome (you!).

Don't be fooled by imitators. This is not just an envelope or card with glitter poured in. This is the real deal. The original.

What makes our Glitter Bomb so much better than copycats?

  • It's really a Saint Patrick's Day card! It's a full-sized (5×7), premium card sent in an eye-catching green envelope.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — it's not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order. By Leprechauns*.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 150 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for St. Patrick's Day!” inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who it's from when they open it and your name will not appear in or on the card unless you want it to.
  • We don't skimp on the glitter. Want less? Choose that option.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put cute, colorful St. Patrick's Day themed stickers on the back of each envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Worldwide shipping is free!

Do you want to hand-deliver this card? Select that option below and we will send the card directly to YOU inside another envelope so you can see it get opened. We will just write Happy St. Patrick's Day on the envelope without any addresses.

Note: We also offer the Original Glitter Bomb, a Birthday Glitter Bomb and other Prank Cards and Letters. Cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles vary to insure secrecy and max surprise). Photo shows green glitter, but we now use a mix of greens and gold. Want something bigger? Send a St. Patrick's Day Potato Bouquet.
* We're not really Leprechauns, but these really are custom made to order.

$9.50
Send Dad a Glitter Bomb for Fathers Day
Fathers Day Glitter Bomb Card

This is a fun card to send dear old dad – and you get to customize the message.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. What a mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day dad got glittered.

Don't be fooled by imitators – our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb is a premium quality product that actually works.

What makes our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb so special?

  • More options
  • We're sending REAL Fathers Day Cards
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Fathers day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
  • You can choose from a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card

Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?

Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.

Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.

This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.

What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
  • More options and multiple ways to customize.
  • Fun and memorable!
  • Custom made to order.
  • It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
  • We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Note: Looking for something different? Check out our other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. Potato Grams and more.

$9.50