Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).

The Most Memorable Thing You Will Do This Year
The Original Glitter Bomb

The original glitter bomb is epic. Glitter pops out of a fun card when opened to reveal your custom message hand-written inside. Multiple card types with the best options anywhere, personalized style and fast, free worldwide shipping. Simply the best.

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This is the ultimate surprise card to send – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the Original Glitter Bomb – a premium quality product that we've been sending all over the world for years.

What makes The Original Glitter Bomb the best?

  • More options
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a colorful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards are not exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Birthday Confetti Card - Exploding Confetti Card
Birthday Confetti Card
A fun birthday card, personalized and shipped anywhere in the world for you, that delivers a colorful surprise!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This FUN birthday card is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons! Plus, we can mail it anonymously from a mystery address – or you can take credit.

This is birthday fun for everyone! Great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options. (Messier alternative: Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. Spanish-Language Version.)

Festive birthday confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only larger so it's easy to cleanup. Personalized to your specs, 100% printed and made in the USA.

They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card for their birthday.

What makes our Birthday Confetti Card so special?

  • We send real, full-sized, premium birthday greeting cards!
  • Each birthday card is personalized to order according to your preferences.
  • We hand-write your custom message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
  • We use a festive mix of birthday themed confetti (balloons, party hats & more)
  • Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
  • We use colorful US postage stamps on the envelope.
  • We put eye-catching birthday-themed stickers on the envelope to make it even more personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked when it arrives – it will be enthusiastically opened and enjoyed!

$9.50
Kids Confetti Card - Fun Custom Card for Kids
Kids Confetti Card
One of the funnest greeting cards for children of any age, our Kids Confetti Card delivers a colorful surprise for birthdays, Sweet 16, Christmas, congratulations or just to say hello.

Personalized, loaded with fun, decorated and shipped anywhere in the world for you from a mysterious address (or use your own).

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

Our Kids Confetti Card offers fun options and add-ons you won't find anywhere else. Don't fall for knock-offs and lame imitations – Cards like this are what made us the worldwide leader in anonymous fun!

Some people call these Exploding Confetti Cards or Confetti Bomb Cards. This version is designed just for kids, based on our top-selling ORIGINAL confetti card. It's great for young friends, students and family members as young as 3 – and you get to customize the message and options.

Perfect for all occasions, including birthdays, holidays, celebrations and congratulations – or just as way to say 'thinking of you' to someone. ( Spanish-Language Version.)

Precision die-cut confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality greeting card (you choose the theme) so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only larger so it's easy to cleanup. Personalized to your specs, 100% printed and made in the USA.

They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card in the mail.

What makes our Confetti Card so special?

  • Full-sized, premium birthday greeting cards!
  • Each card is personalized to order according to your preferences.
  • We hand-write your custom message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
  • Choose a style of confetti to match your card's vibe
  • Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
  • We use colorful US postage stamps on the envelope.
  • We decorate the envelope with eye-catching stickers for a more personal look.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked when it arrives – it will be enthusiastically opened and enjoyed!

$9.50
Fun Confetti Card = Exploding Confetti Card
Original Confetti Card
A fun greeting card that delivers a colorful surprise!

Personalized, decorated and shipped anywhere in the world for you from a mysterious address – or your own.

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery Our Confetti Card card is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons. From fake scratch-off lottery tickets and Pokemon cards, to confetti styles that suit your theme, it's cards like this that made us the worldwide leader in anonymous fun.

Some people call these Exploding Confetti Cards and Confetti Bomb Cards. This is the ORIGINAL confetti card and it's great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options.

Perfect for all occasions, including birthdays, holidays, celebrations and congratulations – or just as way to say 'thinking of you' to someone. (Messier alternative: Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. Spanish-Language Version.)

Precision die-cut confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only larger so it's easy to cleanup. Personalized to your specs, 100% printed and made in the USA.

They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card.

What makes our Confetti Card so special?

  • Full-sized, premium birthday greeting cards!
  • Each card is personalized to order according to your preferences.
  • We hand-write your custom message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
  • Choose a style of confetti to match your card's vibe
  • Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
  • We use colorful US postage stamps on the envelope.
  • We decorate the envelope with eye-catching stickers for a more personal look.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked when it arrives – it will be enthusiastically opened and enjoyed!

$9.50
Christmas Brick
Christmas Brick in the Mail
This is the Original Christmas Brick – heavyweight fun for everyone!

Send someone you know or love a Christmas brick this year! It's a festive, memorable, attention-getting way to let them know you're thinking of them this holiday season.

Friend, neighbor, boss, brother, girlfriend, dad – whoever. It's an affordable, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!

But what makes it especially fun is that we will include your custom message – written right on the brick. And yes – this is a real, 4×8-inch brick!

Christmas bricks are beautifully gift-wrapped and include a premium Christmas-themed note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Or you can select a premium, full-size (5×7) Christmas card instead. For added fun, upgrade it to a glitter or confetti card for merry surprise.

All Christmas bricks are packaged in a fun, festive way – and we also offer funky options to personalize it.

This year, send a Christmas brick.

Details:

  • Your custom message is hand-written right on the brick with permanent marker
  • Choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red Brick (4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver)
  • Brick is wrapped in festive Christmas wrapping paper.
  • Colorful, cheery stickers on outside of the package.
  • Anonymously mailed or not – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to. Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives.
  • Fun additions and upgrades to make it even more special.
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping (ships to US or APO only).
$15.99
Original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb
Christmas Card Glitter Bomb

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

Deck the halls with lots of glitter! Spread good cheer – or grinchy jeers – with this epic Christmas card…

Perfect for people you like, love or loathe because you get to customize the message and type of glitter. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

This is the Original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb, featuring a hand-written card, festive decorations and personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment (not shown), glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. They'll be finding festive, glittery specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered by someone with big-time Christmas spirit.

Christmas Card Glitter Bomb Sticker

What makes our Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?

  • We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
  • Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
  • We use a mix of glitter and confetti types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
  • Glitter and confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful Christmas-themed postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may have a funky USPS international stamp or mix of cool U.S. stamps).
  • Cards are 100% manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We put nice Christmas stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • FREE Worldwide Shipping

Oh yeah, we're spreading glorious, glittery Christmas cheer. Rest assured, this will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened! Holiday Glitter Bomb Card also available.

$9.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $19.99
Sweet Potato Gram

Includes FREE Shipping!

Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!

Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.

This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.

How it Works

Photo: You're So Sweet - Sweet Potato Gram
You're so sweet!

We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.

We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.

Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.

Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter.  It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.

Message Suggestions:

I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.

*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.

$9.99
Halloween Gift Box - Ghost Coffin Candy Box
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!

Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.

$19.99
Holiday Gift Tins - Santa and Christmas Trees
Holiday Candy Gift Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Share the excitement of the holidays with a classic Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery. Great for friends, co-workers, teachers, and family members (Pssst… kids love candy!)

Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet, premium candy. A nice holiday note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in an envelope with colorful, festive stickers on it.

This is a nice, fun way to let someone know you're thinking about them without breaking the bank (seriously, it doesn't get more affordable than this!).

You can make this treat extra funky by upgrading to one of our world-famous Glitter Cards for the ultimate holiday surprise!

Holiday Candy Gift Tins are packed with individually-wrapped candy, nestled in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper. The tin is wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon and bow. Ships via USPS Priority Mail to U.S. destinations only.

Pick your candy and tin type below. Smaller tins are sold out so you are ordering the bigger one.

$19.95 Select options
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Gift Tin - Funky Delivery
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

The holidays are sweeter than ever with this special sugar-free holiday candy tin.

This is a wonderful holiday treat for anyone limiting their sugar intake (diabetics, Atkins and keto dieters) and the tin will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tins are STUFFED with your choice of premium quality, individually-wrapped, sugarfree candy.

The candy is packed in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper adding to the surprise when they open the tin.

We also include a holiday note card with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in a decorated envelope. The tin is then beautifully gift-wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and decorated with ribbon.

Our Sugarfree Holiday Candy Gift Tin Ships FREE via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 Day Delivery, U.S. destinations only).

This is a fun, thoughtful way to let someone know you're thinking about them and it's affordable enough that you can send more than one. Order for a friend, family member, child, teacher, neighbor, caregiver – or yourself (you deserve it).

You can upgrade to full-size greeting card or add some excitement with a Glitter Card for the ultimate holiday surprise (a splash of colorful holiday glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message).

We are now shipping only larger tins (the smaller tins pictured are no longer available). We also offer sugar-sweetened candy version.

Pick your sugar-free candy and tin type below…

$19.95
New Year’s Glitter Bomb Card

Send a New Year's message they'll never forget!

Sparkly gold and silver glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Happy New Year card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just glitter poured into an envelope. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened. A hilarious way to ring in the new year!

We also hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card.

If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for New Years!” inside the card.

There's no way this won't be enthusiastically opened during the holiday season.

What makes this extra awesome?

  • We're sending real, premium greeting cards!
  • Each glitter bomb card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for New Years!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Our name will not appear inside the card and yours will only appear if you include it in your message.
  • We use festive gold glitter.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put festive stickers on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal – and to make sure it gets the attention it deserves.
  • Right now, worldwide shipping is free!

Note: This will be a nice card, but may not look exactly like any cards shown (styles/colors vary for the sake of secrecy).  We also offer a Holiday Card Glitter Bomb and a Christmas Card Glitter Bomb.

$9.50
Kids Glitter Gram Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

Each glitter gram is customized to order. We hand-write your personal message inside the card. Cards are sent from a mysterious address (anonymous) or we can use your own return address. You choose the glitter or confetti type you want. Envelopes feature colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) and fun stickers to make them pop.

$9.50
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Christmas Card from Santa - North Pole Glitter Bomb
Christmas Card from Santa – North Pole Glitter Bomb

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

When it comes to sending a special Christmas card, it really doesn't get more magical than this.

This is the one and only Christmas Glitter Bomb Card from Santa – sent from the North Pole!

That's right – this will arrive with an official United States postmark from the North Pole and a return address from Santa.

Plus, it includes YOUR custom message hand-written inside.

Wonderful fun for anyone – friends, family and kids.

Santa's Glitter Bomb Card features a hand-written card, festive decorations and lots of good cheer. It works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, festive glitter and confetti is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place, complete with fun shapes (Christmas trees, etc). They may be finding glittery remnants for days and weeks. A reminder of the time they got glittered by someone with big-time Christmas spirit. And since it's postmarked from the North Pole, it just might be from Santa Claus himself.

What makes this card so special?

  • Each card is custom made to order by elves*.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the Christmas card.
  • If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered by Santa!” inside the card.
  • We hand-write the envelope
  • The return address really is the North Pole
  • It is postmarked by the US Post Office as the North Pole.
  • We use a festive mix of Christmas glitter and confetti.
  • Colorful, Christmas-themed U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card.
  • We decorate each envelope with Christmas stickers to make it look even more spectacular. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: * Cards are not really made by elves, but they are made in the USA and custom-made to order.

$19.95 $15.95
Merry Christmas Candy Tin - Funky Delivery
Christmas Candy Gift Tin

Share the excitement of Christmas with the classic Christmas Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery.

Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet candy. A note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and we decorate everything with fun Christmas wrapping paper and colorful stickers.

You can make this treat extra fun by adding a Christmas Glitter Bomb or Confetti Card for the ultimate Christmas surprise!

Christmas Candy Gift Tins are filled with candy and the tin is gift wrapped in colorful Christmas wrapping paper.

Ships to US destinations via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days).

Pick a tin style and candy below. Small gift tins are sold out so you are getting the larger one.

Select options
Dancing Skeleton with Pumpkin Card
Dancing Skeleton – Hang Loose Halloween Card
A fun Halloween card that is suitable for anyone – from a kid to an adult friend or family member. Funky Delivery Halloween cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

No Text – Features a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern pumpkin.

Inside

Hang loose
and have a happy Halloween!

Product details

A fun Halloween card for kids and adults, featuring a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern. The perfect Halloween card to send someone just to let them know you're thinking of them. Add a Halloween surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun surprise). If it's for a kid, then include a trading card or Pokemon card and you'll be even cooler!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
$3.50
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most devilish holiday pranks ever created.

We will send a nice holiday card along with a BLANK gift card inside.

Think about it. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance.

Your unsuspecting target won't know who sent them the card (unless you want them to) but you better believe they're going to use that gift card…

And after they spend their time shopping, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store embarrased — because there are no funds on the card. Now that is a gotcha moment right there.

You can include your own custom message inside OR we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year!

Details:

  • Each holiday card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write the message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside, unless you include it.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more festive and personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.
  • Gift card is a new, unused Walmart gift card. It has a zero balance on it, but the recipient will think it has $50 on it.
  • Fast, free shipping!

Note: Card may not be exactly as shown.

$9.99
Halloween Glitter Bomb Cards - Fun Halloween Prank in the Mail
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This is the ORIGINAL Halloween Glitter Bomb Card – Accept NO substitute!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!

This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.

Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).

What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. Leave the message blank and we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” inside.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from a mystery address – or you can choose to take credit.
  • We use a mix of glitter sizes with festive, Halloween colors.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — it's not just an envelope with glitter in it.
  • Colorful US postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
  • Eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope makes it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

Note: If the card you choose suddenly sells out, we will substitute with a similar card.

$9.50
Brick or Treat Brick with Black Cat Drawn on it - Funky Delivery
Halloween Brick

Do something spooktacular for Halloween this year – send someone you know or love a Halloween Brick in the mail.

For your mom, your sweetheart, your kid, your brother, neighbor, co-worker – whoever.

This is more than just a brick… we make it extra special because we include your custom message right on the brick!

It really is something FUN that they will never forget – and our Halloween Brick is a limited-time, seasonal version of our popular Brick in the Mail.

Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).

Even more spooktacular! We wrap your custom brick in gift paper and again with premium, orange wrapping paper along with festive Halloween-themed decorations.

Plus, you can choose fun options to add to your brick, including spooky Halloween novelties, trading cards, candy, colorful glitter and other funky Halloween-themed things.

We bundle it up, package it and then decorate the package with more Halloween-themed decorations – and ship it FAST via USPS Priority Mail.

If you want a smiley face, ghost, witch or heart (or something else) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below.

Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It really is.

You can also add a note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card (Surprise!). You'll also have the option to have the brick specially packaged with Halloween-themed glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Boo!

Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!

Surprise that special someone with a Halloween Funky Delivery they will never forget.

Note: We can only ship bricks to U.S. addresses.

$14.99
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Halloween Confetti Card
Halloween Confetti Card
The fun Halloween Card that everyone remembers getting!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!

This is Halloween fun for everyone! Great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options.

Festive confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only much larger so it's very easy to cleanup. (Messier alternative.)

They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card for Halloween – which means they'll probably think of you every time they get a Halloween card in the mail.

What makes our Halloween Confetti Card so special?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
  • We use a festive mix of Halloween colored confetti
  • Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
  • We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
  • We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

$9.50 $8.99
Halloween Wishes Greeting Card - Boo - Trick or Treat with Glitter Bomb Option
Halloween Wishes For You – Boo – Trick or Treat Halloween Card
Send a fun Halloween card to a friend or family member and have some festive fun with it! Funky Delivery Halloween cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer options you won't find anywhere else. Turn it into a Halloween Glitter Bomb Card or have us include cool trading cards, fake lottery tickets and more.

Front

Halloween Wishes for You
Boo
Trick
or
Treat

Inside

May Halloween
bring you many
happy surprises!

Product details

The smiling ghost on the cover of this colorful, fun Halloween card is joined by a grinning black cat in a costume to deliver a Halloween message in star-studded fashion. This is a happy Halloween card to send a friend or family member. Kids will love this card and it lets them know you're thinking of them during the spooky season.

Add an extra surprise by turning it into one of our world-renowned Halloween glitter bomb cards. Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun burst of color — boo! You can also include trading cards or Pokemon cards for someone who enjoys sports or anime to make them smile.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes fun, colorful Halloween stickers on the envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
$3.50
Happy Hauntings Vampire Halloween Card with Glitter Bomb Style
Happy Hauntings – Vampire Halloween Card
Send a spooky vampire Halloween card to a friend or family member and have some fun with it! Funky Delivery Halloween cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer options you won't find anywhere else. Turn it into a Halloween Glitter Bomb Card or have us include cool trading cards.

Front

Happy Hauntings

Inside

I'm not a monster,
I'm not even mean,
I'm just here to wish you
a happy Halloween!

Happy Hauntings

Product details

The spooky cover of this fun Halloween card features a scary looking Vampire reaching out to get you — only to deliver calming message when opened. The perfect Halloween card to send someone a friend or family member to let them know you're thinking of them during this haunting season. Add an extra surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun burst of color). You can also include a trading card or Pokemon card for someone who enjoys sports or anime to make them smile.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
$3.50
Assortment of Cards
Holiday Card Glitter Bomb
Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

Season's Glitterings!This is the ultimate holiday card. It's FUN and it works great for someone you love, like or loath because you get to customize the message and glitter mix. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

A twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card, this version features a holiday-themed card, festive decorations and lots of personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a nice holiday greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A holiday-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter. What a mess! They'll be finding festive little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A glorious reminder of the year they got glittered by someone with amazing holiday spirit (yes, that would be you).

What makes our Holiday Card Glitter Bomb so great?

  • We're sending actual holiday greeting cards!
  • Each glitter bomb card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • All cards are manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Our name will not appear inside the card and yours will only appear if you include it in your message.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and festive, holiday colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger, easier to clean up glitter
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful holiday-themed stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a nice holiday sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • Right now, worldwide shipping is free!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail – it will be enthusiastically opened!

So what's your card going to say? Get started below…

$9.50
Kids Christmas Glitter Card
Kids Christmas Glitter Bomb Card
Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

We may be famous for our Original Glitter Bomb, but the truth is – kids LOVE these cards. Really. Not kidding here. They absolutely love getting one of these.

We can send it anonymously for that element of mystery that kids love so much – or you can take credit on the envelope!

Your card features a hand-written card, colorful stickers and fun options to make them smile.

Stop Sending the Same Old Card!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment (not shown), glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened. That's when your hand-written message is revealed inside.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out – followed by a BIG smile and your personal message.

What makes our Kids Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?

  • We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
  • Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
  • You can choose larger, easier to clean up glitter (best for kids under 6).
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful, fun Christmas-themed postage stamp on the card (super cool for international orders).
  • Cards are 100% manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We put nice Christmas stickers on the envelope to make them go crazy to open it.
  • We have kids too! We take the time to make these special.
  • FREE Worldwide Shipping

Note: We also offer a Holiday Glitter Bomb Card (Season's Greetings & non-Christmas options).

$9.50
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99