Sweet Potato Gram
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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!
Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.
This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.
How it Works
We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato and hand-write your personal message on it.
We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.
Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.
Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter. It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.
I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.
*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.
Winter Candy Gift Tins
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Celebrate winter with one of our fun winter-themed gift tins – filled with deeeelicious candy.
Great for friends, co-workers, teachers, and family members (Pssst… kids love candy!) – and don't forget yourself!
Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of premium-quality candy – including hard-to-find candy choices and retro candy. A nice note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in an envelope with colorful, wintry stickers on it.
This is a nice, fun way to let someone know you're thinking about them without breaking the bank (seriously, it doesn't get more affordable than this!). And the tin is a keeper that will last long after the candy is gone.
You can make this treat extra funky by upgrading to one of our world-famous Glitter Cards for the ultimate surprise!
Winter Candy Tins are packed with individually-wrapped candy, nestled in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper. The tin is wrapped in festive wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon and bow. Ships via USPS Priority Mail to U.S. destinations only.
Pick your candy and tin type below. Smaller tins are sold out so you are ordering the bigger one.
St. Paddy’s Day Brick in the Mail
This is the Original St. Paddy's Day Brick! Send someone you know or love a festive brick this year for St. Patrick's Day! It's a memorable, attention-getting way to let them know you're thinking of them.
Friend, brother, girlfriend, sister, boyfriend, parent – whoever. It's an affordable, fun gift that nobody ever forgets!
But what makes it especially fun is that we will include your custom message – writen right on the brick. And yes – this is a real, 4×8-inch brick!
St. Paddy's Day bricks are nicely gift-wrapped and include a hand-written note card with your message. Or you can include a premium, full-size St. Patrick's Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.
St. Paddy's Day bricks are packaged in a fun way to celebrate the patron saint of Ireland (and we also offer funky options).
Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping (Send to U.S. destinations or APO only).
This year, send the St. Paddy's Day brick.
- Your custom message is written right on the brick with permanent black marker
- Includes your message written on a cute note card.
- Choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red Brick (4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver)
- Brick is wrapped in green gift tissue and wrapping paper.
- FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
- Colorful, cheery St. Paddy's Day stickers on outside of the package.
- Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to.
- Optional premium, full-sized St. Paddy's Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.
Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message, let the person know it was from you after it is received (you'll have the tracking info), or choose the 'take credit' option.
Birthday Brick in the Mail
This is the Original Birthday Brick!
Send someone you know or love a birthday brick this year! It's easy and ridiculously fun.
Friend, neighbor, boss, brother, girlfriend, dad – whoever. It's an inexpensive, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!
And what makes it even more fun is that we will include your custom message – right on the brick!
Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.
Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!
- Choice of grey or red brick
- Your custom message written on brick
- Brick is wrapped in birthday-themed gift paper
- FREE USPS priority mail shipping
- Colorful, cheery sticker on outside of envelope
- Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package
- Optional Add-on: Premium birthday card with your custom message
Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message or let the person know it was from you after it is received (you'll have the tracking info).
Message is nicely and clearly written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Note: Item may include branded material (ie: flyer) inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out. Only shps to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.
Send a Potato Gram
U.S. Shipping is still FREE.
Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!
Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.
Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!
Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.
How it Works:
We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.
It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).
You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.
They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!
What's your spud going to say?
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!
Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.
Mail a Personal Brick
Sending someone a brick is easy and ridiculously fun.
Who would mail someone a brick? You, that's who.
For your mom, your sweetheart, your brother, your co-worker – whoever.
It really is something FUN that they will never forget.
And we make it extra fun because we include your custom message right on the brick!
“No Brickin' Way!” says you? “Brickin' way!” says we.
Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!
Someone just bought a new home? Send a housewarming brick!
Anniversary Brick, Christmas Brick, Halloween Brick – the possibilities are endless!
If you want a smiley face or heart (or something similar) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below (or include it as a :) or <3 in your message).
Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It is.
Fun options to add? Yep – note cards, glitter wrapping, glitter bomb cards…
You can add a cute note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card. You'll also have the option to have the brick gift-wrapped with colorful glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Surprise!
Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!
Surprise that special someone with a Funky Delivery they will never forget.
Go ahead. Make their day.
Note: We can only ship to U.S. and APO addresses only.
Political Potato Gram
Free U.S. Shipping!
Seems like it’s election season all year long these days — so it's always a good time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.
Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.
How it works:
We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).
1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.
* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.
Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.