Middle Finger Mail
This is it.
Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.
A flip off to be remembered.
That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.
Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.
Simple, satisfying and hilarious!
Fun options include a custom message and glitter.
- Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
- 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
- Premium envelope
- Hand-written addresses
- Anonymous (or not, your choice)
- Colorful postage stamp
- Optional custom message
- Optional glitter
Includes FREE worldwide shipping.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!
How does the Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your potatoes going to say?
Made in the USA
Every order is carefully prepared in the U.S.A. and delivered from a U.S. postal address. Very cool for International orders!
We're not fooling around here. Well, we are fooling around, but we're also getting orders shipped fast. Usually same day or within a business day.
Safe & Easy
It's safe and easy to order from our website and all transactions are processed by PayPal, which means it's guaranteed safe and you can use lots of payment methods.
Talk of the Town
Funky deliveries are memorable. Your delivery will be noticed and talked about by anyone that sees it opened or is told about it.