Potato Bouquet


One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father’s day – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper and carefully package them. When they open the package, they will discover your spudtastic messages.

We also include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

Packages are sent out via USPS Priority mail (2-3 day shipping time) and shipping to US addresses is FREE.

It’s a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let’s Kiss; Too Cute; Je t’aime; Let’s Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It’s Love; You’re Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You’re a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick’s Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It’s a Boy, It’s a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

Potato Messages

Each potato has it’s own message written on it. Type them below (6 or 12 depending on your order). 25 character limit per spud.

How many potatoes? *

Choose from a six-pack or a dozen.

Custom Card Message

What would you like us to write inside the card? Limit is 250 characters. Please include your name if you want them to know it’s from you!

Card Upgrade

Want to upgrade to a full-sized greeting card with your message inside?

Add Glitter to Note Card or Greeting Card?

Do you want us to add sparkly glitter to the note card envelope so that it spills out when they open it? How about kicking it up to a Glitter Bomb Card so the glitter or confetti only pops out when opened? Glitter mix includes all sizes and shapes, Confetti includes only larger, glittery confetti for easier cleanup.

Add Funny Scratch-Off Ticket?

Do you want us to include a fake “winning” scratch-off lottery ticket with the card? It looks legit and the prize will be up to $50,000. They’ll have to read the small print on the back to find out that it’s a gag scratch-off card.

More fun add-ons

Choose some of these fun additions to your Funky Delivery! Fake “winning” scratch-off lottery tickets look legit and the prize will be up to $50,000. They’ll have to read the small print on the back to find out that it’s a gag scratch-off card.

Bouquet Theme

Special Requests?

Have something specific in mind, like a specific theme? Princess, unicorns, Star Wars, team or school colors, drawings or emoji’s somewhere? Let us know and we’ll try out best to do it.

Ship Anonymously or Not?

If you choose to ship it anonymously, we will use one of our anonymous U.S. mailing addresses. We will not include any information about you inside or outside the package. Choose “Take Credit” to have your address as the return address.