The Dick Brick

$15.99

We received so many requests for dick confetti and dick-themed bricks that we just had to give the Dick Brick the respect it deserves.

Trust us when we say that THIS is the ORIGINAL Dick Brick.

For that special person… a soon-to-be bride (Bachelorette party brick?), a fan of dicks, or that certain dick or prick in your life. Maybe you were a dick and you want to let someone you know know that you know they know you were a dick.

Your personal message is written on a real brick – along with any special requests you may have.  Time to get creative!

We package this wonderful Dick Brick with a bunch of DICK-shaped confetti so it spills all over the place when opened.

DIck Bricks are gift wrapped with premium wrapping paper and shipped ANONYMOUSLY via Priority Mail to that special someone. We also offer FUN options to make your Dick Brick just the way you want it.

For your boss, your sweetheart, your brother, neighbor, co-worker – whoever.

If you want something drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area.

Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It really is.

You can also add a full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Our premium-quality cards can also be upgraded to a confetti card so confetti POPS out when opened (Surprise!). You’ll also have the option to have the brick packaged with even MORE confetti to go along with your theme (more dicks, perhaps?).

Brick Color

Custom Brick Message

Your custom message to be written on the brick. Limited to 50 characters.

Special Requests?

Would you like something special (ie: heart, dick, butt) drawn on the brick? Maybe you want a specific theme (like birthday). If so, let us know right here.

Add a Nice Card?

Would you like us to include a nice greeting card? Let us include a premium, 5×7-inch greeting card along with your personal message hand-written inside it. Add to the excitement with a Confetti Card and a mix of confetti with more dicks will pop out when opened. Cards are in a decorated envelope packed along with the brick.

Card Message

If you are adding a card (above), then what would you like written inside the card?

More Fun Add-ons

Customize your card or package with some of these fun add-ons. Pokemon, baseball, football and superhero cards include random new or classic cards. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won!

Dick Packaging

Dick Bricks are gift wrapped along with dick confetti so that it spills out everywhere when they unwrap their brick. Let us know if you want to kick it up a notch with more dicks, glitter or confetti. Choose one or more.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the package – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the package so they know it’s from you.