Send a Potato Gram


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Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!

Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.

Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!

Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.

How it Works:

We’ll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.

It’s fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it’s from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).

You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.

They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!

What’s your spud going to say?

Happy Birthday!
You’re such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let’s get smashed πŸ™‚
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
Eat me
Raw Vodka
I’m With Her πŸ™‚
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it πŸ™‚
Happy Spudiversary!
You are So Good Lookin’
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!

Prefer sweet potatoes? Send a Sweet Potato Gram instead. How about more spuds? Send our Potato Bouquet instead. A dozen potatoes, each with a message on it.

Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.

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Custom Message *

What would you like us to write on this potato?

Special Requests

Let us know if you have any special requests. Whether it’s drawing something inside a card or on the potato (like a big heart, emoji or something even more creative), trying to match a theme or targeting a certain delivery day. Adding a sports card? Let us know which team would be preferred. We’ll try our best to do it.

Glitter Packaging

Do you want us to wrap your custom potato in gift wrap along with a bunch of sparkling glitter or confetti so that it creates a colorful mess when opened? If so, choose this option.

Add a Greeting Card?

Add a full-sized greeting card with your message hand-written inside. Card will be inside an envelope placed inside the package.

Greeting Card Message

If you’re adding a greeting card to your awesome potato, then provide your message here.

Glitter Bomb or Confetti Upgrade?

Do you want to upgrade the greeting card to a Glitter Bomb Card or Confetti Card? Glitter (or larger, easier to clean-up confetti) will pop out of the card when opened, revealing your message. Let us know if you want a custom mix in the Special Requests area.

More Fun Add-ons

Customize your card or package with some of these fun add-ons. Pokemon, baseball, football, hockey, basketball and superhero cards include random new or classic cards. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won! Seed packs, Shamrock Coins, candy and more…

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.

USPS Priority Mail Shipping Upgrade

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