Whether you’re looking for a specialty or prank card – or just a custom, personalized card – Funky Delivery has you covered. What makes Funky Delivery birthday cards especially cool is that we offer options and features you won’t find anywhere else.

ALL of our cards are hand-written, as are all of our envelopes. Envelopes are decorated with stickers that match the theme of your card (or based on your special request) –  and we use colorful USPS postage stamps to make your card even more eye-catching. All of our cards can be sent anonymously for added mystery or you can take credit.

Also – you can turn ANY of our birthday cards into a fun Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. That’s right, you’re only a few clicks away from making your card even more exciting by having glitter pop out when opened!

So send something memorable for someone’s birthday this year – like a surprising Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, a playful birthday card with a fake scratch-off lottery ticket inside, or a colorful card sent from a mysterious address.

 

Birthdays Coma and Go Card for a Great Guy - Glitter Bomb Cards for Men
Birthdays Come and Go Card for a Guy – Birthday Card
Fun birthday card for a cool guy. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding trading cards and more.

Front

Birthdays Come and Go…

Inside

…but you’re always
the same great guy!

Happy Birthday

Product details

If you’re looking for an all-star card for a great guy, then this is it. Perfect for friends, co-workers, neighbors – just about any guy. Inside they’ll find a simple, thoughtful message. Want to make it more exciting? This is also a great card to upgrade to a glitter bomb for that surprise poof they won’t be expecting.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Happy Birthday to a Wife Who Makes Every Day a Better Day - Birthday Card - Glitter Cards
Happy Birthday to a Wife Who Makes Every Day a Better Day – Birthday Card
Here's a sweet birthday card any wife would love. It includes your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Card and more.

Front

Happy birthday to a wife
who makes every day
a better day,
this world
a better place,
and this guy
a better man…

Inside

…and one really proud
and happy husband.

Love Always

Product details

This is such a sweet card for any man to give his wife. She will be absolutely thrilled to read the warm, loving and thoughtful message inside. The front shows a pair of pink heart balloons floating together, tied to a park bench in a grassy field. Inside, it lets her know how special she is. You can't go wrong sending this card for your wife's birthday.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Son - There are Lots of Birthday Wishes - Birthday Card for Son
Son – Lots of Birthday Wishes for You Wrapped up in 2 Special Words – Birthday Card
A sweet birthday card for a son of any age with a simple, special message. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding prank lottery cards, trading cards and more.

Front

Son

There are lots
of birthday wishes
for you
all wrapped up
in two
special words…

Inside

Love you!

Product details

This is a sweet card for a son of any age. Inside they'll find a sweet message. On the cover, a cute dog peaks into an opened gift box. Inside, the two special words are revealed: Love you! Make it more exciting with an upgrade to a glitter bomb. When they open it, a surprise poof of glitter will pop out, revealing your message.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Son It's Your Birthday Card - Glitter Bomb and More
Son, It’s Your Birthday – You’re Everything… Birthday Card
A nice birthday card for a son of any age from a proud parent. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding prank lottery cards, trading cards and more.

Front

Son, It's Your Birthday

Inside

You're everything
a parent
could wish for –
lots to brag about,
lots to love!

Product details

If you're looking for great card for a proud parent to give their son, then you've found it. Perfect for any age. Inside they'll find a sweet message. Want to make it exciting? Upgrade to a glitter bomb for a surprise poof they won't be expecting.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Funny Birthday Card for a Man
That Special Something That Separates Men from the Boys – Birthday Card
Send a fun birthday card that gets attention. Funky Delivery birthday cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing and more.

Front

You've got that something extra that separates the men from the boys…

Inside

Age.

Happy Birthday!

Product details

Do you know someone with a birthday coming up who deserves a little friendly reminder about how old they are? This fun card is great for any adult birthday – but especially for hallmark birthdays like a 21st birthday or a 40th birthday. How can you beat a card that has a Chihuahua in a sombrero? Answer: you can't. And that dog's toothy grin is just priceless!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday-themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Girls Night Out Birthday Card - Turn it into a Glitter Bomb Card!
Wooo! Girl’s Night Out Birthday Card
Send a fun birthday card that gets attention. Funky Delivery birthday cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing and more.

Front

Wooo!

Inside

It’s your birthday!

Wooo!

Remember,
the louder you are,
the more you should tip
the waiter.

Product details

This is such a fun card for girl friend – especially a girl friend who likes to go out and party with friends. The front shows three women drinking wine and having fun being loud. On the table is a slice of cake for the birthday girl. Inside, more excitement and a reminder to tip the waiter extra because of all the ruckus. An all around fun card for any fun-loving woman over 21.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Happy 40th Birthday Card with Glitter Bomb option
You’re Turning 40 – Fun Birthday Card for Anyone Turning 40
Fun birthday card for anyone turning 40 years old. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding prank lottery cards and more.

Front

You're turning
40,
and if ever
there were a time
to laugh and celebrate
and dance the night away…

Inside

…it was about
30 years ago.

Happy 40th
Have Fun

Product details

If you're looking for funny card for a 40th birthday, then this is it. Perfect for friends, co-workers, neighbors, family – just about anyone. Inside they'll find a funny swipe at their age. Want to make it more exciting? This is also a great card to upgrade to a glitter bomb for that surprise poof they won't be expecting. And you can even have us put black glitter in it!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Fake Lottery Scratch Off TIckets Birthday Prank
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card

This is hilarious for someone's birthday!

It's great for friends and family members – even kids.

We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.

Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.

When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!

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These fake scratch off tickets are so funny.

After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.

Why should you get this?

  • It is fun, funny and personal.
  • We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
  • We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.

Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.

$9.50
Blank Gift Card Gag Gift for Birthday
Empty Birthday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most dastardly birthday pranks evah – you know, in a playful kinda way. We will anonymously send someone you know a birthday card with a BLANK gift card inside.

Let that sink in for a moment. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance. Empty.

They won't know who sent them the birthday card, which will totally drive them nuts, but you best believe they're going to use that gift card. And when they do, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store. Classic.

It's a triple-whammy of frustration for the recipient. First, wondering who sent them a nice card and gift card. Second, finding out the card is empty after spending all that time shopping. Third, realizing they got pranked big-time and have no idea who did it.

Add your own message – or we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have an amazing birthday! Love, Sarah*

Gift cards will be for popular, widely available retail stores, such as Walmart and Target. If the card does not have a dollar amount printed on it, we will write $25 on it. Gift cards are real and in new condition (they just don't have any funds loaded on them).

What else makes this prank so special:

  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • It's actually a premium birthday card.
  • You can upgrade it to a glitter bomb card if you want.
  • We hand-write the message in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute birthday sticker on the color envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.

* Why Sarah? It's one of the most popular names. Just about everyone at least knows a Sarah. But you can provide any message or name that you want.
Please note: Birthday card will not exactly match the one shown due to secrecy, but it will be a premium birthday card.

$9.50