Christmas Candy Gift Tin
Christmas Candy Gift Tin

Share the excitement of Christmas with the classic Christmas Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery.

Each decorative tin is filled with your choice of delicious, premium-quality candy. A nice note card is included with your message hand-written inside and sealed in an envelope with a colorful Christmas sticker on it.

You can make this treat extra Funky by upgrading to one of our world-famous Glitter Cards for the ultimate Christmas surprise!

Christmas Candy Gift Tins are nicely packed and the candy is wrapped with festive-colored gift tissue paper. Available in 2 sizes: Medium and Large. Ships FREE to US destinations via USPS Priority Mail.

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Woman with Holiday Glitter -Send a Holiday Glitter Card for FUN
Christmas Card Glitter Bomb

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Deck the halls with lots of glitter! Spread good cheer – or grinchy jeers – with this epic Christmas card…

Perfect for people you like, love or loathe because you get to customize the message and type of glitter. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

This is the original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb, featuring a hand-written card, festive decorations and personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. They'll be finding festive, glittery specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered by someone with big-time Christmas spirit.
Christmas Card Glitter Bomb Sticker

What makes our Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?

  • We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
  • Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
  • You can choose larger, easier to clean up glitter.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful Christmas-themed stamp on the card – like those lovable Peanuts stamps (for U.S. addresses, international may have that funky USPS international stamp).
  • We put nice Christmas stickers on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • FREE Worldwide Shipping

Oh yeah, we're spreading glorious, glittery Christmas cheer. Rest assured, this will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

Note: We also offer a Holiday Glitter Bomb Card (Season's Greetings & non-Christmas options).

$9.50
The Most Memorable Thing You Will Do This Year
Original Glitter Bomb

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This is the ultimate surprise card to send – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the Original Glitter Bomb – a premium quality product that we've been sending all over the world for years.

What makes The Original Glitter Bomb the best?

  • More options
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a colorful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards are not exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Glitter Bomb Card for Birthday
Birthday Card Glitter Bomb

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky DeliveryThis is the ultimate birthday surprise card – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the birthday they got glittered by someone with a fun sense of humor (you).

Don't be fooled by imitators. This is the Original Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. This year, send something memorable!

What makes our Birthday Glitter Card so much better than the copy-cats?

  • More options and multiple ways to customize.
  • It's fun and memorable!
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order – by hand.
  • It's a real birthday card!
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
  • We use a mix of glitter colors and types and you can choose the glitter size. And we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute, cheerful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Do you want to hand-deliver this card? Select that option and we will send the card directly to YOU inside another envelope so you can see it get opened. We will leave envelope blank without any addresses. Great for birthday parties! More options for kids: Kids Glitter Gram Cards.

So… what's your card going to say?

$9.50
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Send a Brick - You Are Amazing and Beautiful
Mail a Personal Brick

Sending someone a brick is easy and ridiculously fun.

Who would mail someone a brick? You, that's who.

For your mom, your sweetheart, your brother, your co-worker – whoever.

It really is something FUN that they will never forget.

And we make it extra fun because we include your custom message right on the brick!

“No Brickin' Way!” says you? “Brickin' way!” says we.

Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).

Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!

Someone just bought a new home? Send a housewarming brick!

Anniversary Brick, Christmas Brick, Halloween Brick – the possibilities are endless!

If you want a smiley face or heart (or something similar) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below (or include it as a :) or <3 in your message).

Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It is.

Fun options to add? Yep – note cards, glitter wrapping, glitter bomb cards…

You can add a cute note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card. You'll also have the option to have the brick gift-wrapped with colorful glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Surprise!

Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!

Surprise that special someone with a Funky Delivery they will never forget.

Go ahead. Make their day.

Note: We can only ship to U.S. and APO addresses only.

$14.99 $13.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
Send a Potato Gram - Have a Spudtacular Birthday!
Send a Potato Gram

U.S. Shipping is still FREE.

Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!

Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.

Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!

Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.

How it Works:

We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.

It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).

You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.

They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!

What's your spud going to say?

Happy Birthday!
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
Eat me
Raw Vodka
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
Happy Spudiversary!
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Surprise!!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!

Prefer sweet potatoes? Send a Sweet Potato Gram instead. How about more spuds? Send our Potato Bouquet instead. A dozen potatoes, each with a message on it.

Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.

$9.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around Thanksgiving and the holidays and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Photo of Sweet Potato Gram - You're Sweeter than This Potato
Sweet Potato Gram

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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!

Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.

This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.

How it Works

Photo: You're So Sweet - Sweet Potato Gram
You're so sweet!

We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato and hand-write your personal message on it.

We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.

Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.

Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter.  It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.

Message Suggestions:

I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.

*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.

$9.99
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Birthday Brick Sent in the Mail
Birthday Brick in the Mail

This is the Original Birthday Brick!

Send someone you know or love a birthday brick this year! It's easy and ridiculously fun.

Friend, neighbor, boss, brother, girlfriend, dad – whoever. It's an inexpensive, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!

And what makes it even more fun is that we will include your custom message – right on the brick!

Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.

Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!

Details:

  • Choice of grey or red brick
  • Your custom message written on brick
  • Brick is wrapped in birthday-themed gift paper
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping
  • Colorful, cheery sticker on outside of envelope
  • Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package
  • Optional Add-on: Premium birthday card with your custom message

Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message or let the person know it was from you after it is received (you'll have the tracking info).

Message is nicely and clearly written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).

Note: Item may include branded material (ie: flyer) inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out. Only shps to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.

$14.99 $13.50
Assortment of Cards
Holiday Card Glitter Bomb
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Season's Glitterings!

This is the ultimate holiday card. It's FUN and it works great for someone you love, like or loath because you get to customize the message and glitter mix. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

A twist on our original glitter bomb, this version features a holiday-themed card, festive decorations and lots of personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a nice holiday greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A holiday-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter. What a mess! They'll be finding festive little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A glorious reminder of the year they got glittered by someone with amazing holiday spirit (yes, that would be you).

What makes our Holiday Card Glitter Bomb so great?

  • We're sending actual holiday greeting cards!
  • Each glitter bomb card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Our name will not appear inside the card and yours will only appear if you include it in your message.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and festive, holiday colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger, easier to clean up glitter
  • Glitter actually sprays out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful holiday-themed stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a nice holiday sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • Right now, worldwide shipping is free!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail – it will be enthusiastically opened!

So what's your card going to say? Get started below…

$9.50
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Custom Glitter Letter

We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.

Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they'll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.

Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It's a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.

Message Suggestions:

Congratulations!
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Got You!
Clean your desk you slob!
Happy Birthday!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Don't Litter!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Happy Anniversary!

We also offer a Standard Glitter Bomb Letter with our standard message — and you can kick it up a few notches with the glitter blasting Original Glitter Bomb.

$5.50
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank
Empty Holiday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most devilish holiday pranks ever created.

We will send a nice holiday card along with a BLANK gift card inside.

Think about it. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance.

Your unsuspecting target won't know who sent them the card (unless you want them to) but you better believe they're going to use that gift card…

And after they spend their time shopping, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store embarrased — because there are no funds on the card. Now that is a gotcha moment right there.

You can include your own custom message inside OR we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have a wonderful holiday and a happy new year!

Details:

  • Each holiday card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write the message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside, unless you include it.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more festive and personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.
  • Gift card is a new, unused Walmart gift card. It has a zero balance on it, but the recipient will think it has $50 on it.
  • Fast, free shipping!

Note: Card may not be exactly as shown.

$9.99
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

A potato bouquet is fun anytime – not just on Valentine's Day!

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine's Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It's hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn't that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let's Kiss
Too Cute
Let's Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99
The WTF Letter

You know how people say it “doesn't get any simpler” when they're talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn't get any simpler.

For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.

Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.

They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.

100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it's completely blank and empty inside.

WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.

$1.50
Glitter Letter Prank

This is the best deal you'll find for a quality glitter bomb letter. 100% anonymous. Fast, worldwide, same-day shipping (Mon-Sat). Super easy to order.

We hand-write our standard message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it sprays everywhere and makes a mess when opened. The ultimate prank. Glitter Letters are packaged by our expert team of glitterers and sent anonymously to anywhere in the world.

100% Anonymous. The only way they'll know you sent it is if you tell them (neither your name or ours will appear inside*).

Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it insures the concealment of the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. A superior prank product for a superior prankster, and isn't that what you're looking for?

Standard Message:

You Got Glittered!

Notes: If you want to include your own message, check out our Custom Glitter Bomb Letter. We also offer our Original Glitter Bomb, Birthday Card Glitter Bombs, Christmas Card Glitter Bombs, and a Holiday Glitter Card Bombs. *See Terms & Conditions.

$5.99
Fake Lottery Scratch Off TIckets Birthday Prank
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card

This is hilarious for someone's birthday!

It's great for friends and family members – even kids.

We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.

Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.

When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!

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These fake scratch off tickets are so funny.

After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.

Why should you get this?

  • It is fun, funny and personal.
  • We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
  • We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.

Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.

$9.50
Graduation Glitter Bomb Card
Graduation Glitter Bomb Card

This is a fun way to celebrate someone's graduation – and it's a card that won't soon be forgotten!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, full-size 2017 Congratulations Graduate greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They’ll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of their accomplishment.

What makes our Graduation Glitter Bomb so special?

  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Stealth – glitter remains hidden and actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Congratulations – You Got Glittered for Graduation!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Anonymous or not – you decide. It can be sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses or we can include your return address.
  • You can choose the glitter size and color.
  • We use a colorful postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put fun, colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened when they see it!
  • Right now, shipping is free!
$9.50
Election Celebration Glitter Card

Exploding with excitement? Let it show with our Election Celebration Glitter Card!

The ultimate in post-election fun…

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality greeting card so it will pop out everywhere when opened.

Hooray! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of an candidate worth celebrating.

This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works as promised. Do something memorable this election year!

What makes our Election Celebration Glitter Card so special?

  • More options and multiple ways to customize.
  • It's fun and memorable!
  • Each glitter card is custom made to order.
  • It's a real card! Celebration-style card is a 5×7-inch vertical card, while the patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Hooray!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
  • We offer a variety of glitter colors and types to choose from.
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • We use a colorful, patriotic stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute, cheerful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Note: Looking for something different? Check out our other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. Potato Grams and Custom Bricks in the Mail are also fun. Cards may not be exactly like the card shown (styles/colors vary to preserve secrecy and surprise) but will be a premium, full-sized, celebration card. More options for kids: Kids Glitter Gram Cards.

$9.50