Middle Finger Mail

$4.99

This is the original Middle Finger Mail. Accept No Substitutes. 100% Anonymous. No Branding Anywhere. Special Add-ons. Simply the best. On sale today – don't miss out!

This is it.

Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.

A flip off to be remembered.

That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky DeliveryChoose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include a custom message and glitter.

  • Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
  • 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
  • Premium envelope
  • Hand-written envelope
  • 100% Anonymous (or not, your choice)
  • Colorful, funky postage stamp
  • Optional custom message, handwritten-inside
  • Optional glitter or confetti for added annoyance
  • Dick-shaped confetti option ready and waiting

Includes FREE worldwide shipping. And remember, this is supposed to be funny!

Regular or X-ray Version?

Choose which version you want to send, regular middle finger or x-ray middle finger.

Add Glitter or Confetti?

Add a mix of glitter or confetti to the envelope so it spills out and makes a mess when opened.

Add custom message?

We will hand-write your personal message right on the paper.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.