Middle Finger Mail
This is the original Middle Finger Mail. Accept No Substitutes. 100% Anonymous. No Branding Anywhere. Special Add-ons. Simply the best. On sale today – don't miss out!
This is it.
Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.
A flip off to be remembered.
That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.
Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.
Simple, satisfying and hilarious!
Fun options include a custom message and glitter.
- Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
- 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
- Premium envelope
- Hand-written envelope
- 100% Anonymous (or not, your choice)
- Colorful, funky postage stamp
- Optional custom message, handwritten-inside
- Optional glitter or confetti for added annoyance
- Dick-shaped confetti option ready and waiting
Includes FREE worldwide shipping. And remember, this is supposed to be funny!