Middle Finger Mail


Send someone you know a long-distance bird. A flip off to be remembered.

That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.

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Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include a custom message and glitter.

  • Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
  • 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
  • Premium envelope
  • Hand-written addresses
  • Anonymous (or not, your choice)
  • Colorful postage stamp
  • Optional custom message
  • Optional glitter

Remember – this is supposed to be for FUN. Example: You're a Giants fan and you send one to your brother who loves the Cowboys.

Includes FREE worldwide shipping.

Regular or X-ray Version?

Choose which version you want to send, regular middle finger or x-ray middle finger.

Add Gllitter?

Add glitter to the envelope so it spills out and makes a mess when opened.

Add custom message?

We will hand-write your personal message right on the paper.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you (or show us some love by letting us include ours)

Special Request State Postmark

Want to make sure the postmark isn’t from a state you live in? Request a specific one below and your middle finger mail will be sent from a post office in the state you select.