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Retirement Card – Simple Wish for Happiness

$3.50

Retirement is a special time – so make sure you let someone know you appreciate their lifetime of work. We make it easy for you with fun retirement cards. A colorful design on the front greets your retiree, followed by a thoughtful, positive message inside. There is also plenty of room for us to hand-write your personal message inside. Sending this from a group of people? No problem, we can include everyone’s name inside. Upgrade to a confetti or glitter bomb for an added surprise!

Front

For Your Retirement

Inside

A simple wish for Happiness as you retire… and begin a whole New Life.

Product details

This is an easy way to send a thoughtful – or funny – retirement message. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes cheerful stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping

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Add Custom Message

Your personal message for the card up to 350 characters. Remember, the only way they will know this is from you is if you include your name here or you choose the “take credit” option. Otherwise it’s totally anonymous.

Special Requests?

Let us know if you have any special requests. Whether it’s drawing something inside (like a big heart), trying to match a certain theme, or targeting a certain delivery day – we’ll try our best to do it.

Upgrade to a Glitter Bomb Card

Upgrade this to our world famous Glitter Bomb Card or a fun Confetti Card. We have several options to choose from. Our Funky Glitter Mix is a colorful blend of colors and sizes. Our Funky Confetti Mix does not include small glitter – just easier-to-clean up confetti.

Fun Add-ons

Customize your card with some of these fun add-ons. Individual Pokemon, sports and DC or Marvel superhero trading cards include random new or classic cards and are sent in a protective card sleeve. Seed packs include veggie, herb or flower seeds to plant in pot or garden. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won!

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you (or show us some love by letting us include ours)

Ship to you for hand delivery?

If you want this shipped to your address so you can hand-deliver it yourself, then choose this option. It will be sent inside a bigger envelope. It will not have any addresses written on it or have any postage stamps.