Send a Glitter Bomb for Valentine
Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb

The Original Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card offers fun options, memorable postmarks and more. Surprise someone with a custom card for Valentine’s Day that screams to be opened!

Send a fun Valentine’s Day card that releases a surprise poof of sparkly, Valentine-themed glitter when opened, revealing your own personal message hand-written inside.

Finally – a Valentine’s Day card that will be remembered!

This little marvel works for someone you like or love because you get to customize the message, choose the card type and the type of glitter!

Don’t be fooled by imitators – this is the Valentine’s version of our world-famous original glitter bomb. It’s a fun, full-sized, premium quality greeting card that spreads love – and glitter.

How does it work?

We load a mix of Valentine’s Day glitter (reds, pinks, silver and hearts) into an ingeniuous break-away compartment located inside a premium, full-sized Valentine’s Day greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is NOT shown in our photos for the sake of secrecy!

Cards are mysteriously shipped from one of our unlisted addresses (or you can take credit using your own return address). The envelope is full color and we decorate it with Valentine’s themed stickers so it will be enthusiastically opened…

Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun surprise. They may be finding little sparkly specks for days or weeks – a reminder of the Valentine’s Day they got glittered by someone awesome (you).

What makes our Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • We’re sending REAL, premium, full-sized 5×7-inch Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards.
  • Each Valentine’s Day card is custom made to order.
  • Glitter actually pops out when the card is opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • If you want us to go a lighter on the glitter, or prefer larger glitter, then you can choose that option.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Surprise – you got glittered for Valentine’s Day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Can be sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or you can take credit. If it’s anonymous, we will not include your name or ours in or on the card or envelope.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and Valentine-themed colors and we don’t skimp on the glitter unless you ask us to.
  • We use a colorful Valentine-themed stamp on the card.
  • We put eye-catching Valentine’s day themed stickers on the envelope for that personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened and then – surprise!

Note: Card styles vary and may not be exactly as shown. Prefer to choose the exact card to send? Visit our Valentine’s Day card selection and upgrade one to a glitter bomb card.

$9.50
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Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99 $15.95
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Happy Valentine's Day Brick
Valentines Day Brick in the Mail

This is the Original Valentine’s Day Brick!Send someone you know or love a Valentine’s Day brick this year! It’s a festive, memorable, attention-getting way to let them know you’re thinking of them for Valentine’s Day.

Friend, brother, girlfriend, sister, boyfriend, parent – whoever. It’s an affordable, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!

But what makes it especially fun is that we will include your custom message – writen right on the brick. And yes – this is a real, 4×8-inch brick!

Valentine’s Day bricks are nicely gift-wrapped and include a hand-written Valentine note card with your message. Or you can include a premium, full-size Valentine’s Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.

All Valentine’s Day bricks are packaged in a fun, Valentine’s Day way (and we also offer funky options).

Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping (U.S. destinations or APO).

This year, send a Valentine’s Day brick.

Details:

  • Choice of grey or red brick
  • Your custom message is written right on the brick with permanent black marker
  • Choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red Brick (4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver)
  • Brick is wrapped in Valentine’s Day themed wrapping paper.
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
  • Colorful, cheery Valentine’s Day stickers on outside of the package.
  • Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to.
  • Optional premium, full-sized Valentine’s Day card with your custom message hand-written inside.

Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message, let the person know it was from you after it is received (you’ll have the tracking info), or choose the ‘take credit’ option.

$15.99 $13.50
Honey, I Love, Love, Love You Card for Husband
Honey I Love, Love, Love You! Husband Valentine Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

Honey, I Love, Love, Love You!

Inside

Happy Valentine’s Day
with lots of love
to the man I’d marry
all over again!

Sweet Kisses

Product details

A blend of pink and red brush strokes, which include a few luscious lip prints are the backdrop to an exuberant message. Inside, he’ll find a message of reaffirming love and sweet kisses. Add to excitement by upgrading to a glitter bomb card and a rush of red, pink and silver glitter will pop out when he opens it (cute red glitter hearts, too!).

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Great Valentine's Day for Someone You Really Like - Add Your Message
I Don’t Just Like You… I Really, Really Like You! Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

I Don’t Just Like You… I Really, Really Like You!

Inside

HAPPY Valentine’s Day

Product details

This card is overflowing with hearts, literally! The front of the card is loaded with hearts colored in reds, pinks and purples. The big red heart in the center makes a big statement that can’t be missed. Inside, in all-black lettering, simply reads HAPPY Valentine’s Day. This leaves you the perfect slate for anything you want to add to make this card uniquely yours.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Fun Valentine's Day Card for Someone Single
It’s Valentine’s Day… Break Some Hearts! Valentine Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

It's Valentine's Day

Inside

Break some hearts!

Product details

A solid black card with a cracked, gem-like red heart on the front opens up to an all-red interior with the message “Break some hearts!” written in all-white letters. Perfect for anyone single! Want it to really sparkle? Then upgrade it to a glitter bomb card and so Valentine glitter will pop out when opened.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Valentine's Day Candy Box from Funky Delivery with Heart Note Card
Valentine’s Day Candy Gift Box

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!


Share the excitement of Valentine’s Day  with the classic Valentine’s Day Candy Gift Box from Funky Delivery.

Each beautiful box is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet candy.

A cute Valentine note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and we decorate everything with fun Valentine’s Day paper and colorful stickers.

You can make this treat extra special by upgrading to a full-sized Valentine’s Day card. Or add to the excitement with a Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card so Valentine-colored glitter will pop out when opened, revealing your message. A colorful poof of glitter to get their heart racing.

Ships to US destinations only via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days).

Pick a candy below and add any fun options you like and send something sweet to someone sweet.

$19.99
With Love to My Wife - Valentine's Day Card for Wife
With Love to My Wife… who fills our home with happiness – Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

With Love to My Wife

Inside

…who fills our home
with happiness
on Valentine's Day
and always.

Product details

An love-fest of XO's jump off a lovely pink card that features a white heart in the middle along with a simple, classic statement. Inside, she will find an appreciative, warm message sure to bring a smile.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Fun, Sexy Valentine's Day Card - Custom, Personalized Card
You gonna come be my Valentine? Or am I gonna have to fetch ya? Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

You gonna come be my Valentine?

Inside

Or am I gonna have to fetch ya?

Product details

This is a fun, sexy Valentine’s Day card for your husband, wife, sweetheart – or maybe even your crush. An adorable dog with a heart shaped eye patch catches your attention only to reveal the playful invitation inside. This is a fun, playful card – and a great choice for turning into a sparkly glitter card.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Send a Glitter Bomb for Valentine
Valentine Happy Glitter Gram

You can now customize any of our Valentine Cards to make the perfect Valentines' Day Glitter Bomb Card!

Just click here to pick a card and choose the options you want. Add your own message, choose glitter type and amount and add fun options. You can also order a happy glitter gram on this page (simple, less options than this one but lots of fun).


Sending glitter can be fun for everyone – including the person receiving it. That's right. We've done it. We've created glitter bomb style cards that are fun for everyone.

Send some glamorous excitement to your favorite people, your sweetheart — or someone you're smitten with. Want to bring a laugh to friend or family member's day? Send a Valentine Happy Glitter Gram!

Seand a Valentine's Day happy glitter card

This is a fun surprise for someone you like or love PLUS you get to customize the message.

Just the right amount of colorful, larger-sized glitter (easy cleanup) is specially loaded into a premium Valentine's Day greeting card so it will pop out when the card is opened. A surprising poof of sparkling excitement, accompanied by your custom message. Glitter will be a v-day blend of reds and pinks – and even include heart shaped glitter.

What makes our Valentine Glitter Grams special?

  • It doesn't create a huge mess – just enough for a nice surprise and a big laugh.
  • Each Happy Glitter Gram is custom made to order.
  • Thanks to our special breakaway system, glitter actually poofs out when opened — it's surprising and fun.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Valentine's Day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Your name will not appear inside the card unless it's part of your custom message.
  • We use a larger type of glitter so it's easy to clean up.
  • Glitter will be a V-day mix of reds, pinks and hearts.
  • We use a colorful, romantic stamp (ie: heart or love) on the card (some international mail may be metered).
  • We put cute Valentine themed stickers on the back of the envelope for that personal touch.

This is not like our original glitter bomb and will not spray an excessive amount of glitter everywhere. If you want to pull that type of prank on a friend, loved-one or frenemy, then try our Original Glitter Bomb or Valentine's Day Glitter Bomb. Note: Cards may not be exactly like the card shown (styles/colors vary).

$9.50