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Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

$19.99

A potato bouquet is fun anytime – not just on Valentine's Day!

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine's Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It's hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn't that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You 🙂
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let's Kiss
Too Cute
Let's Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

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Potato Messages

Each potato has it’s own message. Type them below (6 or 12 depending on your order). 30 character limit per spud.

How many potatoes?

Choose from a six-pack or a dozen.

Custom Note Card Message *

What would you like us to write in your card? Limit is 150 characters.

Make Note Card Sparkle?

Do you want us to add sparkly glitter to the note card envelope so that it spills out (surprise!) when they open it?

Add a Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb?

Do you want a Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb card added? This is our popular, full-sized (5×7) Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card. When the card is opened, Valentine-colored glitter POPS out of the card for a fun surprise. Your message is written inside and we put nice Valentine’s Day stickers on the envelope. These are sold seperately for $9.99, so this is a sweet deal!

Glitter Bomb Card Message

If you selected a Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb Card above, what would you like us to write inside it? You have up 150 characters.

Ship Anonymously or Not?

If you choose to ship it anonymously, we will use one of our unlisted U.S. mailing addresses. We will not include any information about you inside or outside the package.