Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Luv You 🙂
You + Me = Happy
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
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