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Christmas Flip Off Letter – The Christmas Bird – Middle Finger Mail Prank

$4.99

If you're going to send someone a bird by mail during the holidays, then deliver that middle finger in a way that really lets them know how wildly sarcastic you are.

Sending someone you know a long-distance Christmas flip-off is seconds away.

A holiday F-U to be remembered.

This is the middle finger they'll never forget.

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Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include your custom message, glitter and dick confetti.

  • Premium-Quality Holiday Stationary Paper with “Ho Ho Ho” at the top
  • Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
  • 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
  • Premium envelope
  • Hand-written addresses
  • Anonymous (or not, your choice)
  • Colorful Holiday Postage Stamp(s)
  • Optional custom message
  • Optional glitter and/or confetti – including dick-shaped confetti
  • Includes FREE worldwide shipping.

Regular or X-ray Version?

Choose which version you want to send, regular middle finger or x-ray middle finger.

Add Glitter or confetti?

Add glitter or confetti to the envelope so it spills out and makes a mess when opened. And then they see the flip off. Double whammy. Christmas confetti includes Christmas trees, snowflakes, etc. Pick one or more!

Add custom message?

We will hand-write your personal message right on the paper. Let it rip.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.