The WTF Letter
You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.
For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.
Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.
They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.
100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.
WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.