Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Graduation Brick in the Mail
This is the Original Graduation Brick!
Send someone you know or love a brick this to celebrate their graduation this year! It's easy, ridiculously fun and the memory will last a lifetime.
Son, daughter, sister, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend – whoever. It's an inexpensive, fun gift unlike anything they'll get from anyone else.
A $200 check is nice, but what they'll really be talking about is the brick they got from someone awesome (you!).
And what makes it even more fun is that we will include your custom message – right on the brick!
Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.
Someone Graduate this year? Send a Graduation brick!
- Choice of grey or red brick
- Your custom message written on brick
- Brick is wrapped in festive wrapping paper
- FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
- Colorful, celebration stickers on outside of packages and envelopes
- Anonymously mailed or not – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to
- Optional Add-on: Premium cards with your message hand written inside.
- More fun add-ons: trading cards, candy and more!
Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your brick message, card message or by letting the person know it was from you after it is received (you'll have the tracking info).
Message is nicely and clearly written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Note: Item may include branded material (ie: flyer) inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out. Only ships to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.
Custom Glitter Letter
We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.
Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.
Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It’s a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Clean your desk you slob!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Ha Ha, Got You.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!
How does the Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your potatoes going to say?
Mother’s Day Glitter Bomb Card
Want to really surprise mom for Mother's Day?
The Original Mother's Day Glitter Bomb Card offers fun options, mysterious postmarks, memorable additions and more. Surprise mom with a custom card for Mother's Day that screams to be opened!
Our fun Mother's Day card releases a surprise poof of sparkly, love-themed glitter when opened, revealing your own personal message hand-written inside.
Finally – a Mother's Day card that will be remembered forever!
Remember, you get to customize the message, choose the card type, personal add-ons and the type of glitter!
Don't be fooled by imitators – this is a Mother's Day version of our world-famous original glitter bomb. It's a fun, full-sized, premium quality greeting card that spreads love – and glitter.
How does it work?
We load a mix of love-themed glitter (reds, pinks, gold, XO's and hearts) into an ingeniuous break-away compartment located inside a premium, full-sized Mother's Day greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is NOT shown in our photos for the sake of secrecy!
Cards are mysteriously shipped from one of our unlisted addresses (or you can take credit using your own return address). The envelope is full color and we decorate it with love-themed stickers moms love – so it will be enthusiastically opened…
Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun surprise. Mom may be finding little sparkly specks for days or weeks – a reminder of the Mother's Day she got glittered by their most awesome family member (you!).
What makes our Mother's Day Glitter Bomb Card so special?
- We're sending REAL, premium, full-sized 5×7-inch Mother's Day Greeting Cards.
- Each Mother's Day card is custom made to order.
- Glitter actually pops out when the card is opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
- If you want us to go a lighter on the glitter, or prefer larger glitter, then you can choose that option.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Surprise – you got glittered for Mother's Day!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Can be sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or you can take credit. If it's anonymous, we will not include your name or ours in or on the card or envelope.
- We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and love-themed colors and we don't skimp on the glitter unless you ask us to.
- We use a colorful Mother's Day or Love-themed stamp on the card.
- We put eye-catching Mother's day themed stickers on the envelope for that personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened and then – surprise!
Note: Card styles vary and may not be exactly as shown.
Send a Potato Gram
U.S. Shipping is still FREE.
Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!
Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.
Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!
Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.
How it Works:
We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.
It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).
You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.
They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!
What's your spud going to say?
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!
Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.
Political Potato Gram
Free U.S. Shipping!
Seems like it’s election season all year long these days — so it's always a good time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.
Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.
How it works:
We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).
1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.
* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.
Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!
Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card
Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?
Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.
Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.
This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.
What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?
- Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
- More options and multiple ways to customize.
- Fun and memorable!
- Custom made to order.
- It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
- We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
- Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
That Special Something That Separates Men from the Boys – Birthday Card
You've got that something extra that separates the men from the boys…
Do you know someone with a birthday coming up who deserves a little friendly reminder about how old they are? This fun card is great for any adult birthday – but especially for hallmark birthdays like a 21st birthday or a 40th birthday. How can you beat a card that has a Chihuahua in a sombrero? Answer: you can't. And that dog's toothy grin is just priceless!
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes birthday-themed stickers on envelope.
- Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Includes FREE Shipping