Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
The WTF Letter
You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.
For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.
Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.
They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.
100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.
WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.
Sweet Potato Gram
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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!
Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.
This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.
How it Works
We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.
We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.
Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.
Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter. It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.
I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.
*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.
Birthday Confetti Card
This FUN birthday card is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons! Plus, we can mail it anonymously from a mystery address – or you can take credit.
This is birthday fun for everyone! Great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options. (Messier alternative: Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. Spanish-Language Version.)
Festive birthday confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only larger so it's easy to cleanup. Personalized to your specs, 100% printed and made in the USA.
They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card for their birthday.
What makes our Birthday Confetti Card so special?
- We send real, full-sized, premium birthday greeting cards!
- Each birthday card is personalized to order according to your preferences.
- We hand-write your custom message inside the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
- Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
- We use a festive mix of birthday themed confetti (balloons, party hats & more)
- Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
- We use colorful US postage stamps on the envelope.
- We put eye-catching birthday-themed stickers on the envelope to make it even more personal.
- Worldwide shipping is FREE!
This will not be overlooked when it arrives – it will be enthusiastically opened and enjoyed!
Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card
Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?
Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.
Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.
This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.
What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?
- Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
- More options and multiple ways to customize.
- Fun and memorable!
- Custom made to order.
- It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
- We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
- Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
Birthday Brick in the Mail
This is the Original Birthday Brick!
Send someone you know or love a birthday brick this year! It's easy and ridiculously fun.
Friend, neighbor, boss, brother, girlfriend, dad – whoever. It's an inexpensive, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!
And what makes it even more fun is that we will include your custom message – right on the brick!
Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.
Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!
- Choice of grey or red brick
- Your custom message written on brick
- Brick is wrapped in birthday-themed gift paper
- FREE USPS priority mail shipping
- Colorful, cheery sticker on outside of envelope
- Anonymously mailed – your name will not appear in/out of package
- Optional Add-on: Premium birthday card with your custom message
Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package. You will have to include your name in your message or let the person know it was from you after it is received (you'll have the tracking info).
Message is nicely and clearly written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Note: Item may include branded material (ie: flyer) inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out. Only shps to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!
How does the Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your potatoes going to say?
Dick Confetti Bomb Card
Our Dick Confetti Bomb provides epic, raunchy fun. Glittery penis-shaped confetti pops out of a fun card when opened to reveal your custom message hand-written inside.
Multiple card types with fun options to choose from, personalized style and fast, free worldwide shipping. Simply the best.
If you're looking for a surprising, memorable card, then this is it. Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, co-workers – you name it!
Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, colorful dick-shaped confetti actually pops out when opened.
Poof! A colorful splash of dicks pops out all over the place.
Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the real deal. The best Dick Confetti Bomb Card out there – and it's delivered in a premium quality, full-sized card.
- Fun options
- Custom made to order.
- Penis shaped Confetti pops out when opened.
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from an unlisted U.S. postal address. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
- You choose the colors and types used
- Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
- Colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
- Free worldwide shipping.
Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). This is intended for adults only.
Diversión Sorpresa Tarjeta de Cumpleaños Glitter. Brillo artesanal. Tarjeta de Cumpleaños Divertida
Tarjeta de bomba de cumpleaños de cumpleaños en español – Así es, una bomba de brillo en español para amigos y familiares. ¡Envío gratis a todo el mundo! (Translate Page to English)
Envía una tarjeta de cumpleaños con una bomba de brillo. (Brillo artesanal sale de la tarjeta de cumpleaños)
Una tarjeta divertida para enviar amigos o familiares.
Incluye su mensaje personalizado en el interior.
Incluye envío gratuito a todo el mundo.
Las opciones divertidas incluyen tarjetas deportes, tarjetas de pokemon y boletos de lotería falsos.
Diversión para todos, amado por todos.
La mejor tarjeta de cumpleaños sorpresa para personas de cualquier edad.
El brillo de colores se carga especialmente en una tarjeta de felicitación de cumpleaños en idioma español de primera calidad, por lo que se abrirá cuando se abra.
Un elemento divertido y de alta calidad que funciona para difundir el buen ánimo. ¡Este año, envía algo que recordarán!
En el frente.
Dentro de la tarjeta.
- ¡Te deseo un cumpleaños fantástico!
- Que tu día especial este llene de toda clase de felicidad.
- Sus mensajes están escritos a mano.
- Enviado anónimamente desde una misteriosa dirección de devolución. Anónimo o no. Tú decides.
- Colorida mezcla de colores, formas y tamaños.
- Brillo aparece cuando se abre.
- Coloridos sellos postales de Estados Unidos.
- Etiquetas engomadas alegres del cumpleaños en sobre.
- ¡Envío gratis a todo el mundo!