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St. Patrick’s Day Potato Bouquet


Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day by sending one of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – a St. Patrick’s Day themed Potato Bouquet. Erin go Bragh!

This special Saint Patrick’s Day version of our Potato Bouquet is only available for a limited time, while supplies last. You can order now and choose immediate or delayed shipping (so it arrives closer to March 17th).

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged with an Irish theme and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Send a Potato Bouquet - Irish Theme
Roses shmozes… send potatoes!

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time.

How does the St. Patrick’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic, marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in gift tissue paper (various green colors, shamrocks and/or Leprechauns).

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are a few extra options to add or change if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date so it arrives closer to March 17th.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
Erin go Bragh
Erin go Braugh
Ireland Forever!
Luck o’ the Irish
Blarney Spud
Go Green
U R a spud!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Happy St. Paddy’s Day
Let’s get Smashed!
Stew Me
Future Stew
Irish Spud
Kiss Me I’m Irish
Pot o’ Gold
Where’s the Corned Beef?
Serve with Harp
Serve with Guinness
I only have eyes for you.
Luv You 🙂

You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
Real Love
Hug Me
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Raw Poitin
Pot o’ Yukon Gold
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Poitin

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

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Potato Messages

Each potato has it’s own message. Type them below (6 or 12 depending on your order). 30 character limit per spud.

How many potatoes?

Choose from a six-pack or a dozen.

Custom Note Card Message

What would you like us to write in your card? If left blank, we will write “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” inside.

Make Note Card Sparkle?

Do you want us to add sparkly green and gold glitter to the note card envelope so that it spills out (surprise!) when they open it?

Add a St. Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb?

Do you want a St. Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb card added? This is our popular, full-sized (5×7) St. Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb Card. When the card is opened, green and gold-colored glitter POPS out of the card for a fun surprise. Your message is written inside and we put festive St. Patrick’s Day themed stickers on the envelope. These are sold seperately for $9.99, so this is your lucky day! Confetti card uses larger, easier to clean up confetti.

Glitter Bomb Card Message

If you selected a St. Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb Card above, what would you like us to write inside it? You have up 350 characters.

More fun add-ons

Choose some of these fun additions to your Funky Delivery! Pokemon, baseball, football and superhero trading cards include random new or classic cards (will be inside a card sleeve). Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won! Shamrock coin is gold-colored plastic coin, about 1.5-inch diameter. Seed packs contain seeds for planting in garden or pot.

Ship Anonymously or Not?

If you choose to ship it anonymously, we will use one of our unlisted U.S. mailing addresses as the return address. We will not include any information about you inside or outside the package unless you include it in your message(s).

Delayed Sending Option

We can mail your awesome bouquet right away or you can pick an upcoming date for us to mail it closer to March 17th. We use USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days).