Dick Confetti Bomb Card

$9.50

Our Dick Confetti Bomb provides epic, raunchy fun. Glittery penis-shaped confetti pops out of a fun card when opened to reveal your custom message hand-written inside.

Multiple card types with fun options to choose from, personalized style and fast, free worldwide shipping. Simply the best.

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

If you're looking for a surprising, memorable card, then this is it. Great for birthdays, bachelorette parties, co-workers – you name it!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, colorful dick-shaped confetti actually pops out when opened.

Poof! A colorful splash of dicks pops out all over the place.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the real deal. The best Dick Confetti Bomb Card out there – and it's delivered in a premium quality, full-sized card.

  • Fun options
  • Custom made to order.
  • Penis shaped Confetti pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted U.S. postal address. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the colors and types used
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
  • Colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Free worldwide shipping.

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). This is intended for adults only.

Only 1 left in stock

Add Your Custom Message

Card Theme

Dick Confetti Color

Include Glitter?

Special Requests?

Let us know if you have any special requests. Whether it’s drawing something inside (like a big heart), trying to match a theme, or targeting a certain delivery day – we’ll try our best to do it.

More Fun Add-ons

Customize your card with some of these fun add-ons. Trading and sports cards are random new release or classic. Scratch off ticket is a novelty lottery ticket – every one is a $5000-$50000 pretend winner.

Hand Delivery

If you want this shipped to your address so you can deliver it yourself, then choose this option.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you (or show us some love by letting us include ours)

USPS Priority Mail Shipping Upgrade

Do you want to upgrade to USPS Priority Mail Shipping (2-3 days)? Our standard shipping method is USPS 1st class and we ship fast – within a day or same day if ordered early enough. But if you want to track the shipment and/or make sure it gets there as fast as possible, then you can upgrade.