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Christmas Stocking with Real Coal

$24.99

This is the REAL DEAL – Real Coal in a nice, big stocking and free U.S. shipping.

We merrily fill a plush, 16-18-inch, classic-style red with fluffy white cuff Christmas stocking with REAL coal. And not just a few nuggets of coal – TWO pounds of coal.

A fun Christmas joke for friends or family — or a less than subtle hint to that naughty person in your life.

Our standard packaging is intended for someone who orders it to give it to a friend or loved-one themselves.

We also offer the option for you to send it directly to that special, naughty person. The stocking will be gift-wrapped and packaging will include festive gift tissue paper inside and Christmas-themed decorations on the outside.

Details:

  • Each stocking is filled with about 2-pounds of real coal (hard coal anthracite).
  • Christmas stocking is plush, 16-18 inch classic-style red with white cuff
  • Coal is hand-washed so it can be cleanly handled (somewhat clean – it is real coal, so…)
  • Elf in photo is not included, but can be added
  • Includes note card with your message hand-written inside.
  • Price includes FREE U.S. shipping
  • Package is decorated with Christmas-themed stickers
  • Add-ons include premium cards, glitter bomb cards and more.

In stock

Personal Message for Card

Your custom message to be hand-written inside the note card. You can also upgrade to bigger cards below.

Card Upgrade?

Add sparkle and/or bump up to a full-size greeting card along with your personal message hand-written inside. Cards are in a decorated envelope. Glitter and confetti mixes include holiday-themed shapes, like Santa, Deer, Snowflakes, etc. Adding confetti to a note card or card means it will fall out when the card is removed from the envelope. For Glitter and Confetti Bomb Cards, it doesn’t pop out until the card itself is opened.

Special Requests

Would you like something special (ie: hearts drawn in the card) or maybe you prefer a specific glitter color? If so, let us know right here.

Fun Add-ons

Customize your order with some of these fun add-ons. Individual Pokemon, sports and DC or Marvel superhero trading cards include random new or classic cards and are sent in a protective card sleeve. You can DOUBLE-UP the trading card you pick so they get 2 trading cards – or let us know is special requests section if you want another type (great for fans of multiple sports/shows). Blank gift cards are actual store gift cards, such as Walmart, Amazon or Target, that have no funds on them. If they try to use it during checkout, it will not work and they will have to pay another way or ditch their cart (a devilish prank). Seed packs include veggie, herb or flower seeds to plant in pot or garden. Good luck coin is gold-colored plastic with shamrock shape. Pop Rocks Candy Pack is a package of that funky candy that pops and crackles when you eat it.

Glitter Packaging?

Gift wrap along with festive glitter and confetti so that it spills out everywhere when they unwrap it?

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use an unlisted return address without any mention of you or us on the package – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the package so they know it’s from you.

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