Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).

The Most Memorable Thing You Will Do This Year
The Original Glitter Bomb

The original glitter bomb is epic. Glitter pops out of a cool card when opened to reveal your custom message.

Fun Options. Fast, Free Worldwide Shipping.Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

This is the ultimate surprise card to send – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the Original Glitter Bomb – a premium quality product that we've been sending all over the world for years.

What makes The Original Glitter Bomb the best?

  • More options
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a colorful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards are not exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Halloween Glitter Bomb Cards - Fun Halloween Prank in the Mail
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This is the Original Halloween Glitter Card – Accept NO substitute!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and addons!

This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone – including kids – because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.

Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).

What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses for extra mystery and surprise – unless you choose to take credit.
  • We use a mix of glitter sizes and festive, Halloween colors.
  • We don't skimp on the glitter (but we can go light on it or use large easy-cleanup glitter if you pick that option).
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
  • We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

Note: We have a limited quantity left. If the card you choose is no longer available, we will substitute with a similar card.

$9.50
Brick or Treat - Send a Brick
Halloween Brick

Do something spooktacular for Halloween this year – send someone you know or love a Halloween Brick in the mail.

For your mom, your sweetheart, your kid, your brother, neighbor, co-worker – whoever.

This is more than just a brick… we make it extra special because we include your custom message right on the brick!

It really is something FUN that they will never forget – and our Halloween Brick is a limited-time, seasonal version of our popular Brick in the Mail.

Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).

Even more spooktacular! We wrap your custom brick in gift paper and again with premium, orange wrapping paper along with festive Halloween-themed decorations.

Plus, you can choose fun options to add to your brick, including spooky Halloween novelties, trading cards, candy, colorful glitter and other funky Halloween-themed things.

We bundle it up, package it and then decorate the package with more Halloween-themed decorations – and ship it FAST via USPS Priority Mail.

If you want a smiley face, ghost, witch or heart (or something else) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below.

Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It really is.

You can also add a note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card (Surprise!). You'll also have the option to have the brick specially packaged with Halloween-themed glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Boo!

Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!

Surprise that special someone with a Halloween Funky Delivery they will never forget.

Note: We can only ship bricks to U.S. addresses.

$14.99
Dancing Skeleton with Pumpkin Card
Dancing Skeleton – Hang Loose Halloween Card
A fun Halloween card that is suitable for anyone – from a kid to an adult friend or family member. Funky Delivery Halloween cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

No Text – Features a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern pumpkin.

Inside

Hang loose
and have a happy Halloween!

Product details

A fun Halloween card for kids and adults, featuring a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern. The perfect Halloween card to send someone just to let them know you're thinking of them. Add a Halloween surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun surprise). If it’s for a kid, then include a trading card or Pokemon card and you’ll be even cooler!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
$3.50
Halloween Owls Glitter Bomb Card
Halloween Owl – Thinking of You Card for Halloween
A cute, colorful Halloween card for anyone special – from a young child to a friend or family member. Funky Delivery Halloween cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

No Text – Features a Halloween scene that includes bats, an own, full moon and more.

Inside

A Halloween note
from someone who-o-o
Very often
thinks of y-o-o-ou!

Hope Your Day Is a Hoot

Product details

A fun Halloween card for kids and adults, featuring a silhouette that includes bats, a full moon and a wide-awake owl sitting in a tree. The perfect Halloween card to send someone just to let them know you're thinking of them during the spooky season. Add a Halloween surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun surprise).

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Card is made using sustainably sourced materials
  • Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
$3.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $19.99
Sweet Potato Gram

Includes FREE Shipping!

Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!

Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.

This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.

How it Works

Photo: You're So Sweet - Sweet Potato Gram
You're so sweet!

We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.

We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.

Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.

Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter.  It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.

Message Suggestions:

I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.

*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.

$9.99
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99
Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card

Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?

Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.

Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.

This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.

What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
  • More options and multiple ways to customize.
  • Fun and memorable!
  • Custom made to order.
  • It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
  • We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Note: Looking for something different? Check out our other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. Potato Grams and more.

$9.50