Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).

The Most Memorable Thing You Will Do This Year
The Original Glitter Bomb

The original glitter bomb is epic. Glitter pops out of a cool card when opened to reveal your custom message.

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This is the ultimate surprise card to send – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message, card style and glitter amount.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered.

Don't be fooled by imitators! This is the Original Glitter Bomb – a premium quality product that we've been sending all over the world for years.

What makes The Original Glitter Bomb the best?

  • More options
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a colorful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards are not exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
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Send Dad a Glitter Bomb for Fathers Day
Fathers Day Glitter Bomb Card

Better late than never! This is a fun card to send dear old dad – plus you get to customize the message.

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. What a mess! He'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day dad got glittered. Hilarious payback for all the dad jokes he's pulled over the years…

Don't be fooled by imitators – our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb is a premium quality product that show you care to send the very best.

What makes our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb so special?

  • More options
  • We're sending REAL Fathers Day Cards
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Fathers day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
  • You can choose from a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors.
  • You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a fun sticker on the envelope to make it even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary).

$9.50 $7.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Sweet Potato Gram

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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!

Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.

This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.

How it Works

Photo: You're So Sweet - Sweet Potato Gram
You're so sweet!

We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.

We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.

Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.

Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter.  It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.

Message Suggestions:

I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.

*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.

$9.99
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Mother's Day Glitter Bomb Card - Fun Mothers Day Card
Mother’s Day Glitter Bomb Card

Want to really surprise mom for Mother's Day?

The Original Mother's Day Glitter Bomb Card offers fun options, mysterious postmarks, memorable additions and more. Surprise mom with a custom card for Mother's Day that screams to be opened!

Our fun Mother's Day card releases a surprise poof of sparkly, love-themed glitter when opened, revealing your own personal message hand-written inside.

Finally – a Mother's Day card that will be remembered forever!

Remember, you get to customize the message, choose the card type, personal add-ons and the type of glitter!

Don't be fooled by imitators – this is a Mother's Day version of our world-famous original glitter bomb. It's a fun, full-sized, premium quality greeting card that spreads love – and glitter.

How does it work?

We load a mix of love-themed glitter (reds, pinks, gold, XO's and hearts) into an ingeniuous break-away compartment located inside a premium, full-sized Mother's Day greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is NOT shown in our photos for the sake of secrecy!

Cards are mysteriously shipped from one of our unlisted addresses (or you can take credit using your own return address). The envelope is full color and we decorate it with love-themed stickers moms love – so it will be enthusiastically opened…

Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun surprise. Mom may be finding little sparkly specks for days or weeks – a reminder of the Mother's Day she got glittered by their most awesome family member (you!).

What makes our Mother's Day Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • We're sending REAL, premium, full-sized 5×7-inch Mother's Day Greeting Cards.
  • Each Mother's Day card is custom made to order.
  • Glitter actually pops out when the card is opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • If you want us to go a lighter on the glitter, or prefer larger glitter, then you can choose that option.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Surprise – you got glittered for Mother's Day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Can be sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or you can take credit. If it's anonymous, we will not include your name or ours in or on the card or envelope.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and love-themed colors and we don't skimp on the glitter unless you ask us to.
  • We use a colorful Mother's Day or Love-themed stamp on the card.
  • We put eye-catching Mother's day themed stickers on the envelope for that personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened and then – surprise!

Note: Card styles vary and may not be exactly as shown.

$9.50
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99
Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card

Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?

Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.

Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.

This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.

What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
  • More options and multiple ways to customize.
  • Fun and memorable!
  • Custom made to order.
  • It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
  • We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Note: Looking for something different? Check out our other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. Potato Grams and more.

$9.50