Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).
Fathers Day Glitter Bomb Card
Better late than never! This is a fun card to send dear old dad – plus you get to customize the message.
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened.
Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. What a mess! He'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day dad got glittered. Hilarious payback for all the dad jokes he's pulled over the years…
Don't be fooled by imitators – our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb is a premium quality product that show you care to send the very best.
What makes our Fathers Day Glitter Bomb so special?
- More options
- We're sending REAL Fathers Day Cards
- Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
- Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Fathers day!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
- You can choose from a mix of glitter types, sizes and colors.
- You can opt for larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
- Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
- We put a fun sticker on the envelope to make it even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
- Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!
Note: For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary).
Sweet Potato Bouquet
Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!
Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.
This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!
How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Romantic:
I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?
Kids Glitter Gram Card
The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!
For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.
This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.
Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!
This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?
- Lots of options
- Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
- Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
- You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
- Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
- We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
- Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!
Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
