Stop being lame and send something amazingly different and memorable this year. Yep, you read that right. It’s time to step up and be awesome. Whether it’s your sweetheart, pal, co-worker or frenemy, anything you order from Funky Delivery will be noticed, talked about and remembered. Send a nice sweet potato gram (awwww) or sparkle up someone’s day with a holiday glitter bomb card (OMG).
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and addons!
This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone – including kids – because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.
Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).
What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?
- We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
- Each card is custom made to order.
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses for extra mystery and surprise – unless you choose to take credit.
- We use a mix of glitter sizes and festive, Halloween colors.
- We don't skimp on the glitter (but we can go light on it or use large easy-cleanup glitter if you pick that option).
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose glitter poured in!
- We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
- We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
- Worldwide shipping is FREE!
This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!
Note: We have a limited quantity left. If the card you choose is no longer available, we will substitute with a similar card.
Dancing Skeleton – Hang Loose Halloween Card
Front
No Text – Features a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern pumpkin.
Inside
Hang loose
and have a happy Halloween!
Product details
A fun Halloween card for kids and adults, featuring a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern. The perfect Halloween card to send someone just to let them know you're thinking of them. Add a Halloween surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun surprise). If it’s for a kid, then include a trading card or Pokemon card and you’ll be even cooler!
Specs
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
- Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
Potato Bouquet
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!
How does the Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Romantic:
I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your potatoes going to say?
Sweet Potato Gram
Includes FREE Shipping!
Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!
Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.
This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.
How it Works
We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.
We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.
Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.
Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter. It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.
Message Suggestions:
I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
Happy Thanksgiving
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.
*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
