Custom Christmas Ornament
Is this the year you do something memorable during the holidays?
Let us hand-write your personal message on a Christmas ornament, wrap it in nice holiday gift wrap, and send it to someone you know or love. Someone you know will appreciate your fun Christmas spirit.
This is a unique, fun gift that will always be remembered… show how full of playful Christmas spirit you really are.
“Merry Christmas! See you soon! XXX OOO Sue”
“Can’t wait to see you over the holidays! Love, Mikey”
“2017 – The Year You Got Glittered!”
“You’ll never forget the day you got this :)”
- Add a greeting card with your message in it. Card will be in the package in it’s own envelope with a cute holiday sticker on it.
- Kick it up a notch with a generous helping of festive, sparkly, colorful glitter that spills out when the ornament is unwrapped.
- Bump up to USPS Priority Mail for faster delivery (1-3 days)
Note: Ornament color and style varies. Due to shipping concerns, ornament material will be shatterproof (not glass). This item currently ships to U.S. destinations only.
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Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card
Proud to be an American? Motivated to stand up for your rights as an American? Excited about the 4th of July?
Speak your mind with our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card!
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, patriotic, American made greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Ka-Pow! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the day they got glittered for a good reason.
Includes your custom message, hand-written inside and revealed only after the glitter comes out.
This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works. Do something memorable to motivate, congratulate, inspire… or to send a serious message to someone deplorable.
What makes our Patriotic American Glitter Bomb Card so special?
- Card is American made by American workers who support the 1st ammendment.
- More options and multiple ways to customize.
- Fun and memorable!
- Custom made to order.
- It's a real card! This patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal card.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “USA! USA! USA!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
- We use red, white and blue glitter in various shapes and sizes.
- Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- Colorful, patriotic US Flag stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- Cheerful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
Dancing Skeleton – Hang Loose Halloween Card
No Text – Features a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern pumpkin.
and have a happy Halloween!
A fun Halloween card for kids and adults, featuring a dancing skeleton holding up a small Jack-o-Lantern. The perfect Halloween card to send someone just to let them know you're thinking of them. Add a Halloween surprise by upgrading to a Halloween glitter bomb card (Halloween themed glitter will pop out of card when opened for a fun surprise). If it’s for a kid, then include a trading card or Pokemon card and you’ll be even cooler!
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes fun Halloween stickers on the envelope.
- Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Includes FREE worldwide Shipping
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Halloween Confetti Card
This Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!
This is Halloween fun for everyone! Great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options.
Festive confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only much larger so it's very easy to cleanup. (Messier alternative.)
They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card for Halloween – which means they'll probably think of you every time they get a Halloween card in the mail.
What makes our Halloween Confetti Card so special?
- We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
- Each card is custom made to order.
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
- Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
- We use a festive mix of Halloween colored confetti
- Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
- We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
- We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
- Worldwide shipping is FREE!
This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!
Custom Glitter Letter
We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.
Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.
Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It’s a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Clean your desk you slob!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Graduation Glitter Bomb Card
This is a fun way to celebrate someone's graduation – and it's a card that won't soon be forgotten!
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, full-size 2018 Congratulations Graduate greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They’ll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of their accomplishment.
What makes our Graduation Glitter Bomb so special?
- Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
- Stealth – glitter remains hidden and actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Congratulations – You Got Glittered for Graduation!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Anonymous or not – you decide. It can be sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses or we can include your return address.
- You can choose the glitter size and color.
- We use a colorful postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put fun, colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened when they see it!
- Right now, shipping is free!
The WTF Letter
You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.
For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.
Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.
They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.
100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.
WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.
Political Potato Gram
Free U.S. Shipping!
Seems like it's election season all year long these days — so it's always a good time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.
Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.
How it works:
We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).
1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.
* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.
Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!