Send a Brick - You Are Amazing and Beautiful
Mail a Personal Brick

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Sending someone a brick is easy and ridiculously fun.

Who would mail someone a brick? You, that's who.

For your mom, your sweetheart, your brother, your co-worker – whoever.

It really is something FUN that they will never forget.

And we make it extra fun because we include your custom message right on the brick!

“No Brickin' Way!” says you? “Brickin' way!” says we.

Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).

Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!

Someone just bought a new home? Send a housewarming brick!

Anniversary Brick, Christmas Brick, Halloween Brick – the possibilities are endless!

If you want a smiley face or heart (or whatever else you have in mind) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below.

Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It is.

Fun options to add? Yep – note cards, glitter wrapping, glitter bomb cards, pokemon cards…

You can add a cute note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card. You'll also have the option to have the brick gift-wrapped with colorful glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Surprise!

Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!

Surprise that special someone with a Funky Delivery they will never forget.

Go ahead. Make their day.

Note: We can only ship to U.S. and APO addresses only.

$14.99
Birthday Card Glitter Prank - Fun Glitter Bomb Card
Birthday Card Glitter Bomb

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky DeliveryThis is the ultimate birthday surprise card – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured in – glitter does not come out until it is opened!

Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the birthday they got glittered by someone with an awesome sense of humor (you).

Don't be fooled by imitators. This is the Original Birthday Glitter Bomb Card.

This is a fun, premium-quality item that brings good cheer. So this year, send something memorable!

What makes our Birthday Glitter Card so much better than the copy-cats?

  • More options and multiple ways to customize make it fun and memorable!
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order – by hand.
  • It's a nice, real, 5×7-inch birthday card!
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for your Birthday!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope
  • Sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses for added mystery or you can take credit.
  • We use a mix of glitter colors and types and you can choose from different types.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
  • We use colorful US postage stamps on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cheerful birthday sticker on the envelope to make it even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
  • It's affordably priced.
  • Printed and made 100% in the USA.
  • Free Worldwide Shipping!

Want to pick a specific card? You can upgrade any of our Birthday Cards to glitter bomb cards.

So… what's your card going to say?

$9.50
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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Send a Potato Gram - Have a Spudtacular Birthday!
Send a Potato Gram

U.S. Shipping is still FREE.

Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!

Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.

Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!

Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.

How it Works:

We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.

It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).

You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.

They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!

What's your spud going to say?

Happy Birthday!
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
Eat me
Raw Vodka
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
Happy Spudiversary!
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Surprise!!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!

Prefer sweet potatoes? Send a Sweet Potato Gram instead. How about more spuds? Send our Potato Bouquet instead. A dozen potatoes, each with a message on it.

Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.

$10.50 $9.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $19.99
Halloween Gift Box - Ghost Coffin Candy Box
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!

Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.

$19.99
Holiday Gift Tins - Santa and Christmas Trees
Holiday Candy Gift Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Share the excitement of the holidays with a classic Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery. Great for friends, co-workers, teachers, and family members (Pssst… kids love candy!)

Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet, premium candy. A nice holiday note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in an envelope with colorful, festive stickers on it.

This is a nice, fun way to let someone know you're thinking about them without breaking the bank (seriously, it doesn't get more affordable than this!).

You can make this treat extra funky by upgrading to one of our world-famous Glitter Cards for the ultimate holiday surprise!

Holiday Candy Gift Tins are packed with individually-wrapped candy, nestled in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper. The tin is wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon and bow. Ships via USPS Priority Mail to U.S. destinations only.

Pick your candy and tin type below. Smaller tins are sold out so you are ordering the bigger one.

$19.95 Select options
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Gift Tin - Funky Delivery
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

The holidays are sweeter than ever with this special sugar-free holiday candy tin.

This is a wonderful holiday treat for anyone limiting their sugar intake (diabetics, Atkins and keto dieters) and the tin will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tins are STUFFED with your choice of premium quality, individually-wrapped, sugarfree candy.

The candy is packed in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper adding to the surprise when they open the tin.

We also include a holiday note card with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in a decorated envelope. The tin is then beautifully gift-wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and decorated with ribbon.

Our Sugarfree Holiday Candy Gift Tin Ships FREE via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 Day Delivery, U.S. destinations only).

This is a fun, thoughtful way to let someone know you're thinking about them and it's affordable enough that you can send more than one. Order for a friend, family member, child, teacher, neighbor, caregiver – or yourself (you deserve it).

You can upgrade to full-size greeting card or add some excitement with a Glitter Card for the ultimate holiday surprise (a splash of colorful holiday glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message).

We are now shipping only larger tins (the smaller tins pictured are no longer available). We also offer sugar-sweetened candy version.

Pick your sugar-free candy and tin type below…

$19.95
When a Daughter and her Family are loved as much as you... Christmas Card
When a Daughter and Her Family are Loved as Much as You – Christmas Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a festive Glitter Card).

Front

When a Daughter and her Family are loved as much as you…

Inside

They’re wished
a world of happiness
each day the whole
year through!

Have a Great Christmas
and New Year

Product details

Red cardinals forage beside a farmer's fence while one cardinal rests atop a fence post. In the background, the farmer's snow covered red home, barn and silo complete the wintery scene as snowflakes fall from a twilight sky. With it's uniquely American artwork on the front, this card opens to a fully red interior and a thoughtful poem inside that celebrates Christmas and sends happy wishes for the coming year.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Wishing You the Wonder of Christmas - Card with Cute Kitten
Wishing You the Simple Wonder of Christmas – Christmas Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

Wishing you…

Inside

…the simple wonder of Christmas.

Product details

An adorable, playful kitten is ready to pounce on a green ornament hanging from a Christmas tree in this colorful card. Wishing you the simple wonder of Christmas is a nice card for adults and children of all ages – and especially cat lovers!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
With Love for Sister and Her Family Christmas Card
With Love to Sister and Her Family – Christmas Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

With Love to Sister and Her Family… Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Inside

A cheery Christmas greeeting with a warm and special touch. For a sister and her family who are loved so very much! Hope You Enjoy the Holiday

Product details

This is such a cute card to send a sister and her family. It's cheerful and colorful and says all the right things. It's also a nice change from cards with Santa and snowmen.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50