Name: Christmas Flip Off Letter - The Christmas Bird - Middle Finger Mail Prank
Brand: Funky Delivery
SKU: woocommerce_gpf_10079
Price: 5.99 USD
Availability: InStock

If you’re going to send someone a bird by mail during the holidays, then deliver that middle finger in a way that really lets them know how wildly sarcastic you are.

Sending someone you know a long-distance Christmas flip-off is seconds away.

A holiday F-U to be remembered.

This is the middle finger they’ll never forget.

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery
Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include your custom message, glitter and dick confetti.

Premium-Quality Holiday Stationary Paper with “Ho Ho Ho” at the top
Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
Premium envelope
Hand-written addresses
Anonymous (or not, your choice)
Colorful Holiday Postage Stamp(s)
Optional custom message
Optional glitter and/or confetti – including dick-shaped confetti
Includes FREE worldwide shipping.

Regular or X-ray Version?

Choose which version you want to send, regular middle finger or x-ray middle finger.

Regular middle finger

X-ray middle finger

Add Glitter or confetti?

Add glitter or confetti to the envelope so it spills out and makes a mess when opened. And then they see the flip off. Double whammy. Christmas confetti includes Christmas trees, snowflakes, etc. Pick one or more!

Funky Mix of Annoying Glitter ($0.99)

Christmas Confetti Mix (Santa, trees, deer, merry Christmas, etc) ($0.99)

Romantic Confetti Mix (hearts, reds, xo’s) ($0.99)

Add Dick-Shaped Confetti – confetti shaped like a dick ($1.49)

Add Dick-Shaped Confetti plus an annoying glitter mix ($1.49)

Add Middle Finger Confetti – confetti shaped like a flip off ($1.49)

Add Middle Finger Confetti plus an annoying glitter mix ($1.49)

Add Mix of Dicks and Middle Finger Confetti ($1.49)

Mix of annoying glitter, dicks and middle finger confetti ($1.49)

Add custom message?

We will hand-write your personal message right on the paper. Let it rip.

Yes, add custom message ($0.99)

Add Sticker(s) to Envelope

Add a “Home-Made Especially for You” sticker or a pick a theme that will include a couple stickers. Sticker(s) will be on the outside of the envelope.

Add Home-Made Especially for You Sticker ($0.99)

Add Christmas Stickers ($0.99)

Add Star Wars Stickers ($0.99)

Add Super Hero Stickers ($0.99)

Add Rainbow Stickers ($0.99)

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.

Anonymous – we will use a private, anonymous return address

NOT Anonymous. Take Credit! Let us include YOUR name and address as the return address.