Check out our collection of seasonal funky deliveries and check back often because we’re adding new ones, and removing sold out ones, all the time. Seasonal items would include things for the holidays, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Father’s Day, Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall and other things that are popular at certain times during the year. Send something funky right now, and remember – all of our items include fun options to make even more fun.

Send a Flamingo in the Mail
Send a Pink Flamingo

Looking to send something nobody would ever expect in the mail? Something fun, colorful and memorable?

Send a pink flamingo!

Plastic pink flamingos are one of the most famous lawn ornaments in America. The original plastic pink flamingo was created by Don Featherstone in 1957.

Send someone you know a plastic pink flamingo — it's easy and ridiculously fun. Son, daughter, sister, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, neighbor – whoever. It's a gift unlike anything they'll get in the mail.

And what makes it even more fun is that we offer fun options – including pink glitter bomb cards! You can also choose to send it anonymously for a mysteriously fun surprise.

Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.

Know someone worthy of a pink flamingo? Send them one today while supplies last (this is a seasonal offer).

Details:

  • Classic 19″ plastic pink flamingo
  • Includes legs to insert so it will stand on your lawn (or garden)
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
  • Fun, colorful stickers on the outside of the package
  • Anonymously mailed or not – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to.
  • Optional Add-on: Premium cards with your message hand written inside. Add glitter for a big surprise.
  • More fun add-ons include trading cards, candy and more!

Pink Flamingos are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package unless you want it to. Orders include tracking info so you'll know when it arrives.

Note: Only ships to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.

$15.99
Christmas Brick
Christmas Brick in the Mail
This is the Original Christmas Brick – heavyweight fun for everyone!

Send someone you know or love a Christmas brick this year! It's a festive, memorable, attention-getting way to let them know you're thinking of them this holiday season.

Friend, neighbor, boss, brother, girlfriend, dad – whoever. It's an affordable, fun gift that nobody will ever forget!

But what makes it especially fun is that we will include your custom message – written right on the brick. And yes – this is a real, 4×8-inch brick!

Christmas bricks are beautifully gift-wrapped and include a premium Christmas-themed note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Or you can select a premium, full-size (5×7) Christmas card instead. For added fun, upgrade it to a glitter or confetti card for merry surprise.

All Christmas bricks are packaged in a fun, festive way – and we also offer funky options to personalize it.

This year, send a Christmas brick.

Details:

  • Your custom message is hand-written right on the brick with permanent marker
  • Choice of Grey Old Town Blend or River Red Brick (4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver)
  • Brick is wrapped in festive Christmas wrapping paper.
  • Colorful, cheery stickers on outside of the package.
  • Anonymously mailed or not – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to. Bricks are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives.
  • Fun additions and upgrades to make it even more special.
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping (ships to US or APO only).
$15.99
Original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb
Christmas Card Glitter Bomb

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

Deck the halls with lots of glitter! Spread good cheer – or grinchy jeers – with this epic Christmas card…

Perfect for people you like, love or loathe because you get to customize the message and type of glitter. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

This is the Original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb, featuring a hand-written card, festive decorations and personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment (not shown), glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. They'll be finding festive, glittery specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered by someone with big-time Christmas spirit.

Christmas Card Glitter Bomb Sticker

What makes our Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?

  • We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
  • Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
  • We use a mix of glitter and confetti types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
  • Glitter and confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful Christmas-themed postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may have a funky USPS international stamp or mix of cool U.S. stamps).
  • Cards are 100% manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We put nice Christmas stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • FREE Worldwide Shipping

Oh yeah, we're spreading glorious, glittery Christmas cheer. Rest assured, this will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened! Holiday Glitter Bomb Card also available.

$9.50
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $19.99
Halloween Gift Box - Ghost Coffin Candy Box
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!

Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.

$19.99
Holiday Gift Tins - Santa and Christmas Trees
Holiday Candy Gift Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

Share the excitement of the holidays with a classic Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery. Great for friends, co-workers, teachers, and family members (Pssst… kids love candy!)

Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet, premium candy. A nice holiday note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in an envelope with colorful, festive stickers on it.

This is a nice, fun way to let someone know you're thinking about them without breaking the bank (seriously, it doesn't get more affordable than this!).

You can make this treat extra funky by upgrading to one of our world-famous Glitter Cards for the ultimate holiday surprise!

Holiday Candy Gift Tins are packed with individually-wrapped candy, nestled in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper. The tin is wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon and bow. Ships via USPS Priority Mail to U.S. destinations only.

Pick your candy and tin type below. Smaller tins are sold out so you are ordering the bigger one.

$19.95 Select options
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Gift Tin - Funky Delivery
Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tin

Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!

The holidays are sweeter than ever with this special sugar-free holiday candy tin.

This is a wonderful holiday treat for anyone limiting their sugar intake (diabetics, Atkins and keto dieters) and the tin will live on long after the candy is gone.

Our Sugar-Free Holiday Candy Tins are STUFFED with your choice of premium quality, individually-wrapped, sugarfree candy.

The candy is packed in colorful, holiday-themed gift paper adding to the surprise when they open the tin.

We also include a holiday note card with your personal message hand-written inside and sealed in a decorated envelope. The tin is then beautifully gift-wrapped in festive holiday wrapping paper and decorated with ribbon.

Our Sugarfree Holiday Candy Gift Tin Ships FREE via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 Day Delivery, U.S. destinations only).

This is a fun, thoughtful way to let someone know you're thinking about them and it's affordable enough that you can send more than one. Order for a friend, family member, child, teacher, neighbor, caregiver – or yourself (you deserve it).

You can upgrade to full-size greeting card or add some excitement with a Glitter Card for the ultimate holiday surprise (a splash of colorful holiday glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message).

We are now shipping only larger tins (the smaller tins pictured are no longer available). We also offer sugar-sweetened candy version.

Pick your sugar-free candy and tin type below…

$19.95
New Year’s Glitter Bomb Card

Send a New Year's message they'll never forget!

Sparkly gold and silver glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Happy New Year card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just glitter poured into an envelope. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened. A hilarious way to ring in the new year!

We also hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card.

If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for New Years!” inside the card.

There's no way this won't be enthusiastically opened during the holiday season.

What makes this extra awesome?

  • We're sending real, premium greeting cards!
  • Each glitter bomb card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 200 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for New Years!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Our name will not appear inside the card and yours will only appear if you include it in your message.
  • We use festive gold glitter.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put festive stickers on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal – and to make sure it gets the attention it deserves.
  • Right now, worldwide shipping is free!

Note: This will be a nice card, but may not look exactly like any cards shown (styles/colors vary for the sake of secrecy).  We also offer a Holiday Card Glitter Bomb and a Christmas Card Glitter Bomb.

$9.50
Merry Christmas Candy Tin - Funky Delivery
Christmas Candy Gift Tin

Share the excitement of Christmas with the classic Christmas Candy Gift Tin from Funky Delivery.

Each decorative tin is STUFFED with your choice of sweeeeet candy. A note card is included with your personal message hand-written inside and we decorate everything with fun Christmas wrapping paper and colorful stickers.

You can make this treat extra fun by adding a Christmas Glitter Bomb or Confetti Card for the ultimate Christmas surprise!

Christmas Candy Gift Tins are filled with candy and the tin is gift wrapped in colorful Christmas wrapping paper.

Ships to US destinations via USPS Priority Mail (2-3 days).

Pick a tin style and candy below. Small gift tins are sold out so you are getting the larger one.

Select options
Halloween Glitter Bomb Cards - Fun Halloween Prank in the Mail
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This is the ORIGINAL Halloween Glitter Bomb Card – Accept NO substitute!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!

This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.

Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).

What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. Leave the message blank and we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” inside.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from a mystery address – or you can choose to take credit.
  • We use a mix of glitter sizes with festive, Halloween colors.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — it's not just an envelope with glitter in it.
  • Colorful US postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
  • Eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope makes it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

Note: If the card you choose suddenly sells out, we will substitute with a similar card.

$9.50
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Halloween Confetti Card
Halloween Confetti Card
The fun Halloween Card that everyone remembers getting!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!

This is Halloween fun for everyone! Great for friends, family, adults and kids because you get to customize the message and options.

Festive confetti is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened for a fun surprise. Confetti comes in various sizes and some of it is similar to glitter, only much larger so it's very easy to cleanup. (Messier alternative.)

They'll always remember the time they got a confetti card for Halloween – which means they'll probably think of you every time they get a Halloween card in the mail.

What makes our Halloween Confetti Card so special?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope.
  • Sent anonymously from an unlisted address for extra mystery and surprise – OR you can take credit.
  • We use a festive mix of Halloween colored confetti
  • Confetti actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose confetti poured in!
  • We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
  • We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

$9.50 $8.99
Assortment of Cards
Holiday Card Glitter Bomb
Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

Season's Glitterings!This is the ultimate holiday card. It's FUN and it works great for someone you love, like or loath because you get to customize the message and glitter mix. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!

A twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card, this version features a holiday-themed card, festive decorations and lots of personality. And personality goes a long way.

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a nice holiday greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A holiday-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter. What a mess! They'll be finding festive little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A glorious reminder of the year they got glittered by someone with amazing holiday spirit (yes, that would be you).

What makes our Holiday Card Glitter Bomb so great?

  • We're sending actual holiday greeting cards!
  • Each glitter bomb card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • All cards are manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Our name will not appear inside the card and yours will only appear if you include it in your message.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and festive, holiday colors (including extra-fine) and we don't skimp on the glitter.
  • You can opt for larger, easier to clean up glitter
  • Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful holiday-themed stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a nice holiday sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal.
  • Right now, worldwide shipping is free!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail – it will be enthusiastically opened!

So what's your card going to say? Get started below…

$9.50
Kids Christmas Glitter Card
Kids Christmas Glitter Bomb Card
Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery

We may be famous for our Original Glitter Bomb, but the truth is – kids LOVE these cards. Really. Not kidding here. They absolutely love getting one of these.

We can send it anonymously for that element of mystery that kids love so much – or you can take credit on the envelope!

Your card features a hand-written card, colorful stickers and fun options to make them smile.

Stop Sending the Same Old Card!

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment (not shown), glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened. That's when your hand-written message is revealed inside.

Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out – followed by a BIG smile and your personal message.

What makes our Kids Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?

  • We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
  • Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
  • You can choose larger, easier to clean up glitter (best for kids under 6).
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful, fun Christmas-themed postage stamp on the card (super cool for international orders).
  • Cards are 100% manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
  • We put nice Christmas stickers on the envelope to make them go crazy to open it.
  • We have kids too! We take the time to make these special.
  • FREE Worldwide Shipping

Note: We also offer a Holiday Glitter Bomb Card (Season's Greetings & non-Christmas options).

$9.50
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99