Check out our collection of seasonal funky deliveries and check back often because we’re adding new ones, and removing sold out ones, all the time. Seasonal items would include things for the holidays, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Father’s Day, Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall and other things that are popular at certain times during the year. Send something funky right now, and remember – all of our items include fun options to make even more fun.

Halloween Glitter Bomb Cards - Fun Halloween Prank in the Mail
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This is the Original Halloween Glitter Card – Accept NO substitute!

Free Worldwide Shipping - Funky Delivery This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and addons!

This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone – including kids – because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.

Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).

What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?

  • We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses for extra mystery and surprise – unless you choose to take credit.
  • We use a mix of glitter sizes and festive, Halloween colors.
  • We don't skimp on the glitter (but we can go light on it or use large easy-cleanup glitter if you pick that option).
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with loose glitter poured in!
  • We use a colorful US postage stamp on the card (International may have a cool International stamp).
  • We put eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope to make it look nice and personal.
  • Worldwide shipping is FREE!

This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!

Note: We have a limited quantity left. If the card you choose is no longer available, we will substitute with a similar card.

$9.50
Send a Flamingo in the Mail
Send a Pink Flamingo

Looking to send something nobody would ever expect in the mail? Something fun, colorful and memorable?

Send a pink flamingo!

Plastic pink flamingos are one of the most famous lawn ornaments in America. The original plastic pink flamingo was created by Don Featherstone in 1957.

Send someone you know a plastic pink flamingo — it's easy and ridiculously fun. Son, daughter, sister, brother, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, neighbor – whoever. It's a gift unlike anything they'll get in the mail.

And what makes it even more fun is that we offer fun options – including pink glitter bomb cards! You can also choose to send it anonymously for a mysteriously fun surprise.

Plus – shipping is FREE via USPS Priority Shipping.

Know someone worthy of a pink flamingo? Send them one today while supplies last (this is a seasonal offer).

Details:

  • Classic 19″ plastic pink flamingo
  • Includes legs to insert so it will stand on your lawn (or garden)
  • FREE USPS priority mail shipping.
  • Fun, colorful stickers on the outside of the package
  • Anonymously mailed or not – your name will not appear in/out of package unless you want it to.
  • Optional Add-on: Premium cards with your message hand written inside. Add glitter for a big surprise.
  • More fun add-ons include trading cards, candy and more!

Pink Flamingos are sent from an unlisted mailing address to make it more mysterious when it arrives. Your name will not appear anywhere in or on the package unless you want it to. Orders include tracking info so you'll know when it arrives.

Note: Only ships to U.S. destinations or APO addresses.

$15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet - Send Sweet Potato Messages
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $19.99
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn’t that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let’s Kiss
Too Cute
Let’s Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99