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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around Thanksgiving and the holidays and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
St. Patrick's Day Glitter Bomb Card
Saint Patrick’s Day Glitter Bomb Card

Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day by delivering an exciting blast of green and gold glitter to someone you know.

This special Saint Patrick's Day version of our Original Glitter Bomb is only available for a limited time, while supplies last. You can order now and choose immediate or delayed shipping (so it arrives closer to March 17th).
Erin Go Glitter Bomb! St. Patrick's Day Green Glitter Bomb
This is a FUN card for St. Patrick's Day – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message inside.

How does it work?

Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, a mix of green and gold glitter is specially loaded into a festive, full-sized, premium Saint Patrick's Day greeting card so it POPS out when opened – only to reveal your personal message written inside.

Poof! A surprising cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered in the name of Saint Patrick by someone awesome (you!).

Don't be fooled by imitators. This is not just an envelope or card with glitter poured in. This is the real deal. The original.

What makes our Glitter Bomb so much better than copycats?

  • It's really a Saint Patrick's Day card! It's a full-sized (5×7), premium card sent in an eye-catching green envelope.
  • Glitter actually pops out when opened — it's not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order. By Leprechauns*.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 150 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for St. Patrick's Day!” inside the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who it's from when they open it and your name will not appear in or on the card unless you want it to.
  • We don't skimp on the glitter. Want less? Choose that option.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put cute, colorful St. Patrick's Day themed stickers on the back of each envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Worldwide shipping is free!

Do you want to hand-deliver this card? Select that option below and we will send the card directly to YOU inside another envelope so you can see it get opened. We will just write Happy St. Patrick's Day on the envelope without any addresses.

Note: We also offer the Original Glitter Bomb, a Birthday Glitter Bomb and other Prank Cards and Letters. Cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles vary to insure secrecy and max surprise). Photo shows green glitter, but we now use a mix of greens and gold. Want something bigger? Send a St. Patrick's Day Potato Bouquet.
* We're not really Leprechauns, but these really are custom made to order.

$9.50