Valentine’s Day is great for sending things in the mail, like our Valentine’s Glitter Bombs, Valentine’s Day Happy Glitter Grams, and Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquets.

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Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Potato Bouquet

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
Potato Bouquet - Your Messages on Potatoes
Romantic:

I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your potatoes going to say?

$19.99 $15.99
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Sweet Potato Bouquet
Sweet Potato Bouquet

Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!

Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.

Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.

This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around Thanksgiving and the holidays and you'll probably hear about it every year!

How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.

We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.

We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).

It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

Romantic:

I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?

Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.

Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!

Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?

$21.99 $16.99
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Potato Bouquet Potatoes
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet

A potato bouquet is fun anytime – not just on Valentine's Day!

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…

One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine's Day.

Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.

Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…

You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!

How does the Valentine's Day Potato Bouquet work?

We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.

We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.

We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.

There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).

We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.

It's hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.

I Only Have Eyes for You
Awww. Isn't that nice?

Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:

I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy V-Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
Be mine
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
Real Love
Hug Me
Sure Love
Be True
My Girl
Let's Kiss
Too Cute
Let's Dance
Cutie
Raw Vodka
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Smash me!
Future Vodka

Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.

$19.99
Valentines Day Glitter Bomb
Valentine’s Day Glitter Bomb

Want to really surprise someone for Valentine's Day?

Send a custom Valentine's Day card that just screams to be opened — only to send a surprise poof of pink and red glitter when opened, revealing your own personal message.

Finally – a Valentine's Day card that will be remembered!

This little marvel works for someone you like or love because you get to customize the message, choose the card type and the type of glitter!

Don't be fooled by imitators – this is the Valentine's version of our original glitter bomb. It's a fun, premium quality card that spreads love – and glitter.

How does it work?

We load a mix of red and pink glitter into an ingeniuous break-away compartment inside a premium, full-sized Valentine's Day greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Cards are mysteriously shipped from one of our unlisted addresses (or you can take credit using your own return address). The envelope is colorful and decorated with Valentine's themed stickers so it will be enthusiastically opened…

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out for a fun surprise. They may be finding little sparkly specks for days or weeks – a reminder of the Valentine's Day they got glittered by someone awesome (you).

What makes our Valentine's Day Glitter Bomb Card so special?

  • We're sending REAL Valentine's Day Greeting Cards.
  • Each Valentine's Day card is custom made to order.
  • Glitter actually pops out when the card is opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • If you want us to go a little lighter on the glitter, you can choose that option.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 150 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Surprise – you got glittered for Valentine's Day!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Can be sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or you can take credit. If it's anonymous, we will not include your name or ours in or on the card or envelope.
  • We use a mix of glitter types, sizes and Valentine-themed colors and we don't skimp on the glitter unless you ask us to.
  • We use a colorful Valentine-themed stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put eye-catching Valentine's day themed stickers on the envelope for that personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened and then – surprise!

Note: Card styles vary and may not be exactly as shown. Cards are nice, 5×7 size with colored envelopes. Want something bigger for V-day? Instead of flowers, send a Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet (12 potatoes, each with your message on it).

$9.50