Best Dad Ever Valentine’s Day Card – Valentine’s Day Card
To the Best Dad Ever
Here’s a special Valentine
just so you won’t forget
That when it comes
to awesome dads,
you’re the best one yet!
Happy Valentine’s Day
This is a fun card for a young son or daughter to give their dad. Every dad loves to hear that they’re the best dad, so this one starts off perfectly. Inside, you;ll melt dad’s heart as he reads about how awesome his kid(s) think he is. Plenty of room for a personal message. And since dad’s love to have fun, you might want to make it pop with glitter!
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
- Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
- Includes FREE Shipping
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Send a Potato Gram
U.S. Shipping is still FREE.
Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!
Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.
Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!
Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.
How it Works:
We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.
It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).
You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.
They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!
What's your spud going to say?
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!
Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin
Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!
Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.
Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!
Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
Election Celebration Glitter Card
Exploding with excitement? Let it show with our Election Celebration Glitter Card!
The ultimate in post-election fun…
Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality greeting card so it will pop out everywhere when opened.
Hooray! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of an candidate worth celebrating.
This is a twist on our Original Glitter Bomb Card. It's a fun, high-quality item that actually works as promised. Do something memorable this election year!
What makes our Election Celebration Glitter Card so special?
- More options and multiple ways to customize.
- It's fun and memorable!
- Each glitter card is custom made to order.
- It's a real card! Celebration-style card is a 5×7-inch vertical card, while the patriotic card is a 4×6-inch horizontal.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Hooray!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several, unlisted U.S. postal addresses. They'll have no idea it's from you or us when they open it!
- We offer a variety of glitter colors and types to choose from.
- Glitter actually pops out all over the place when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- We use a colorful, patriotic stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a cute, cheerful sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
Note: Looking for something different? Check out our other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. Potato Grams and Custom Bricks in the Mail are also fun. Cards may not be exactly like the card shown (styles/colors vary to preserve secrecy and surprise) but will be a premium, full-sized, celebration card. More options for kids: Kids Glitter Gram Cards.