Grandson You Know what? You’re Really Awesome – Valentine’s Day Card
Grandson You Know what? You’re Really Awesome.
I’m just callin’ it like I see it.
Happy Valentine’s Day with Love
Treat your grandson to some good vibes with this fun Valentine’s Day card. The front is full of colorful hearts and the card’s message is sure to make any boy smile. Want to make it really pop? Add some fun glitter to it so it pops out when opened and make it a day he’ll always remember with a smile.
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
- Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
- Includes FREE Shipping
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Mail a Personal Brick
Free Priority Mail Shipping!
Sending someone a brick is easy and ridiculously fun.
Who would mail someone a brick? You, that's who.
For your mom, your sweetheart, your brother, your co-worker – whoever.
It really is something FUN that they will never forget.
And we make it extra fun because we include your custom message right on the brick!
“No Brickin' Way!” says you? “Brickin' way!” says we.
Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!
Someone just bought a new home? Send a housewarming brick!
Anniversary Brick, Christmas Brick, Halloween Brick – the possibilities are endless!
If you want a smiley face or heart (or whatever else you have in mind) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below.
Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It is.
Fun options to add? Yep – note cards, glitter wrapping, glitter bomb cards, pokemon cards…
You can add a cute note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card. You'll also have the option to have the brick gift-wrapped with colorful glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Surprise!
Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!
Surprise that special someone with a Funky Delivery they will never forget.
Go ahead. Make their day.
Note: We can only ship to U.S. and APO addresses only.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, father's day – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! One-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They'll last longer, too!
How does the Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and shipping is FREE.
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
I love you; U R a spud!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Spud-tacular; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Roses Shmozes, You Got Potatoes!
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, Great Spuds, A+++ Spuds, Smashing Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Happy St. Patrick's Day; Happy Fathers Day; Happy Birthday, Make Vodka and call me; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: Congrats, It's a Boy, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your potatoes going to say?
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Send a Potato Gram
U.S. Shipping is still FREE.
Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!
Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.
Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!
Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.
How it Works:
We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.
It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).
You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.
They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!
What's your spud going to say?
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!
Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin
Includes Free 2-3 Day Priority Mail Shipping for a Speedy Delivery!
Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.
Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!
Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.