Middle Finger Mail

This is the original Middle Finger Mail. Accept No Substitutes. 100% Anonymous. No Branding Anywhere. Special Add-ons. Simply the best. On sale today – don’t miss out!

This is it.

Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.

A flip off to be remembered.

That’s right – give them a middle finger they’ll never forget.

Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.

Simple, satisfying and hilarious!

Fun options include a custom message and glitter.

• Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
• 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
• Premium envelope
• Hand-written envelope
• 100% Anonymous (or not, your choice)
• Colorful, funky postage stamp
• Optional custom message, handwritten-inside
• Optional glitter or confetti for added annoyance
• Dick-shaped confetti option ready and waiting

Includes FREE worldwide shipping. And remember, this is supposed to be funny!