Political Potato Gram
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Seems like it's election season all year long these days — so it's always a good time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.
Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.
How it works:
We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our mysterious, unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention-getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or note card.
1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.
* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.
Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!
Birthday Card Glitter Bomb
This is the ultimate birthday surprise card – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message!
Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured in – glitter does not come out until it is opened!
Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the birthday they got glittered by someone with an awesome sense of humor (you).
Don't be fooled by imitators. This is the Original Birthday Glitter Bomb Card.
This is a fun, premium-quality item that brings good cheer. So this year, send something memorable!
What makes our Birthday Glitter Card so much better than the copy-cats?
- More options and multiple ways to customize make it fun and memorable!
- Each glitter bomb is custom made to order – by hand.
- It's a nice, real, 5×7-inch birthday card!
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for your Birthday!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope
- Sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses for added mystery or you can take credit.
- We use a mix of glitter colors and types and you can choose from different types.
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- We use colorful US postage stamps on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a cheerful birthday sticker on the envelope to make it even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Printed and made 100% in the USA.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
Want to pick a specific card? You can upgrade any of our Birthday Cards to glitter bomb cards.
So… what's your card going to say?
Custom Glitter Letter
We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.
Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.
Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It’s a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Clean your desk you slob!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Sweet Potato Gram
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Sweet on someone? Send them a sweet potato gram!
Want to brighten up someone's day? Send a sweet potato gram.
This is a fun twist on our popular Potato Gram and, let's face it, just about everyone loves sweet potatoes. They're the sweet potato of the potato world. Literally.
How it Works
We pick a real, fresh, U.S. grown sweet potato (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your personal message on it.
We wrap it in gift tissue wrap paper and send it, anonymously, anywhere in the U.S. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message or card.
Want them to know it's from you right away? No prob, just choose that option below and your address is used as the return address.
Our Sweet Potato Gram is fun and a guaranteed attention getter. It's the most memorable thing they'll get all year. Seriously, they will never forget getting this in the mail.
I yam so proud of you!
You are so sweet.
You're as sweet as this potato!
This is sweet and so are you.
I yam in luv with you.
I have officially given you a gift…
How sweet it is to be loved by you.
I'm sweet on you.
You Got Glitter Yammed!
Sweet Potato! That's a lot of Glitter!
I think you're Yam-tastic.
*Note: This item ships to U.S. Destinations only. Item may contain branding message (ie: small flyer). Let us know if you want this removed.
Halloween Card Glitter Bomb
This FUN Halloween Prankenstein Opportunity is even funkier than ever thanks to fun options and add-ons!
This is Halloween fun that works great for anyone because you get to customize the message and choose the glitter type and amount.
Glitter is specially loaded into a full-size, premium-quality Halloween greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
Poof! A Halloween-colored cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days. A reminder of the Halloween they got something memorable in the mail from someone amazing (you).
What makes our Halloween Glitter Bomb Card so great?
- We send real full-sized, premium Halloween greeting cards!
- Each card is custom made to order.
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card. Leave the message blank and we will write “BOO Got Glittered!” inside.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from a mystery address – or you can choose to take credit.
- We use a mix of glitter sizes with festive, Halloween colors.
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — it's not just an envelope with glitter in it.
- Colorful US postage stamp(s) on the envelope.
- Eye-catching Halloween-themed stickers on the envelope makes it look nice and personal.
- Worldwide shipping is FREE!
This will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!
Note: If the card you choose suddenly sells out, we will substitute with a similar card.
Empty Birthday Gift Card Prank
This is one of the most dastardly birthday pranks evah – you know, in a playful kinda way. We will anonymously send someone you know a birthday card with a BLANK gift card inside.
Let that sink in for a moment. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance. Empty.
They won't know who sent them the birthday card, which will totally drive them nuts, but you best believe they're going to use that gift card. And when they do, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store. Classic.
It's a triple-whammy of frustration for the recipient. First, wondering who sent them a nice card and gift card. Second, finding out the card is empty after spending all that time shopping. Third, realizing they got pranked big-time and have no idea who did it.
Add your own message – or we will hand-write the following inside the card:
I hope you have an amazing birthday! Love, Sarah*
Gift cards will be for popular, widely available retail stores, such as Walmart and Target. If the card does not have a dollar amount printed on it, we will write $25 on it. Gift cards are real and in new condition (they just don't have any funds loaded on them).
What else makes this prank so special:
- Each card is custom made to order.
- It's actually a premium birthday card.
- You can upgrade it to a glitter bomb card if you want.
- We hand-write the message in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a cute birthday sticker on the color envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.
* Why Sarah? It's one of the most popular names. Just about everyone at least knows a Sarah. But you can provide any message or name that you want.
Please note: Birthday card will not exactly match the one shown due to secrecy, but it will be a premium birthday card.
The WTF Letter
You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.
For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.
Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.
They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.
100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.
WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.
Halloween Candy Box – Scream Ghost Coffin
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Halloween is even sweeter when you get a fun, candy-stuffed box from someone you know or love in the mail. A wonderful Halloween treat for kids and adults, and the box will live on long after the candy is gone.
Our Halloween Coffin Candy Box has a spooky Scream-style ghost inside and comes STUFFED with a mix of premium quality, individually-wrapped candy. Candy selection includes Halloween-themed candy, such as eye balls, Skulls n Bones, Boogers, Tootsie Rolls, Jolly Ranchers, Twizzlers, root beer barrels, butterscotch hard candy and more. Something for everyone!
Includes a note card with your personal message hand-written inside. Upgrade to a full-size Halloween greeting card or add even more excitement with a Glitter Bomb Card for the ultimate Halloween surprise (a splash of colorful Halloween-colored glitter will pop out when the card is opened, revealing your message hand-written inside). Everything is decorated with fun Halloween stickers.
Spanish Birthday Card Glitter Bomb – Feliz Cumpleanos
Spanish Language Birthday Glitter Bomb Card? That's right, this is the original glitter bomb for Spanish speaking friends and family!
This is a premium birthday card that offers a fun surprise. It's perfect for brothers, sisters, parents, friends and family. It works for people of any age because you get to personalize the message and customize it with add-ons and options! Plus – worldwide shipping is free.
Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium-quality Spanish Language birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured in – glitter does not come out until it is opened!
Surprise! A colorful splash of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun, memorable mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, maybe longer – a reminder of the time they got glittered by someone awesome (you) for their birthday.
It's a fun, high-quality item that works at spreading good cheer (and good glitter). This year, send something memorable!
On the Front
Happy Birthday (¡Feliz Cumpleaños!)
Inside the Card
- Birthday Cake Version: Wishing you a fantastic birthday! (¡Te deseo un cumpleaños fantástico! )
- Cool Design Version: May your special day be filled with every happiness (Que tu día especial este llene de toda clase de felicidad)
What makes this Spanish Language Happy Birthday Glitter Bomb Card so special? Características especiales…
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card and hand-write the envelopes.
- Sent anonymously from an unlisted U.S. postal addresses for added mystery – or let us include your return address.
- Fun mix of birthday glitter colors and types. .
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with glitter poured in!
- Colorful US stamp on the envelope.
- Cheerful birthday stickers on the envelope – this will be enthusiastically opened!
- Free Worldwide Shipping!