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St. Patrick’s Day Funny Drinking Card – Have Fun!



St. Patrick's Day,
some people
start drinking
at eight o'clock
in the morning.
I think that's


Plenty of bars open at six.
That's two hours wasted!

Happy St. Patrick's Day
Have Fun!

Product details

Is there someone in your life who likes to party on St. Paddy's Day? This year, send them something fun that screams for attention. With a funny start and an even funnier finish, this card is sure to get a big smile. Add some funky glitter to the card and it will pop out when opened. Surprise and Erin go Bragh!

This is a fun, easy way to send a St. Patrick's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).


  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes St. Patrick's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes St. Patrick's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping

Only 2 left in stock

Add Custom Message

Your personal message hand-written inside the card. Remember, the only way they will know this is from you is if you include your name here or you choose the “take credit” option. Otherwise it’s totally anonymous.

Fun Add-ons

Customize your card with some of these fun add-ons. Pokemon, baseball, football and superhero cards include random new or classic cards. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They shouldn’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won!

Upgrade to a Glitter Bomb Card

Upgrade this to a St. Patrick’s Day version of our world famous Original Glitter Bomb Card. We have several options to choose from. Our St. Patrick’s Day Glitter Mix is a festive blend of greens and gold glitter and confetti. Our confetti mix is only larger, easier to cleanup confetti.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.

Ship to you for hand delivery?

If you want this shipped to your address so you can hand-deliver it yourself, then choose this option. It will be sent inside a bigger envelope directly to you so you can hand-deliver it yourself.

Delayed Shipping Option

Do you want this to be sent closer to Valentine’s Day? No problem. Pick a mailing date below. It takes 1-4 business days for most U.S. addresses, 2-5 for Canada. 5-6 for Europe. Australia is up to 10 days.