Hi, Valentine. I “Woof” You! Happy Hearts Day – Dog Lover Valentine’s Day Card
I “Woof” You!
Happy Hearts Day
This is the perfect card for a dog lover! A dog's eyes catch theirs on the front surrounded by red hues. Inside, a cute Valentine's Day pun. You can't help but get a smile with this card from all ages.
- Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
- Handwritten Custom Message inside.
- Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
- Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
- Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
- Card is made and printed in the USA.
- Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
- Includes FREE Shipping
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Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Send a Potato Gram
U.S. Shipping is still FREE.
Do something memorable… Send someone our official Potato Gram!
Take part in a viral internet sensation – the sending of a potato in the mail with your message written on it.
Sound crazy? Crazy awesome! This will be the talk of the home or office. Smashing idea!
Inspire. Celebrate. Motivate.
How it Works:
We'll pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a non-toxic marker, and send it to any U.S. postal address from one of our unlisted mailing addresses.
It's fun and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or you tell them!).
You can also add a nice card with your message in it and/or kick it up a notch with sparkly, colorful glitter.
They will never forget the day they got a potato in the mail!
What's your spud going to say?
You're such a spud!
Get off the couch, potato!
Congrats on the new spud
Let's get smashed :)
I only have eyes for you
I sent you a potato!
I'm With Her :)
We all chipped in and got you a b-day present. This is it :)
You are So Good Lookin'
Holy Potato, I Got You a Potato!
Thank You for…
You Are SpudTacular!
Note: This item ships FREE to U.S. destinations only. Although it is a real, fresh potato, it is offered as a novelty item and not for eating.
Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it for Valentine’s Day.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift – or just to let someone know you’re thinking about them. And yes, both ladies and gents love this!
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways – one-potato, two-potato, three-potato, more…
You do this and it will be talked about for a long, long time. Way longer than flowers. They’ll last longer, too!
How does the Valentine’s Day Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown potatoes and hand-write your message on each one using a non-toxic marker.
We arrange them and wrap them in Valentine red gift tissue paper.
We include a premium note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
There are are few extra options to add if you want (like glitter).
We send it FAST via USPS Priority mail (1-3 days) and shipping is FREE. You can also choose a specific mailing date.
It’s hilarious, surprising, fun and a guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you
U R a spud!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Luv You :)
You + Me = Happy
U R So Cute
XO XO XO
For my Hungry Man
For my Couch Potato
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only via USPS priority mail (1-3 days). Potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on with a non-toxic marker (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer/insert inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
Sweet Potato Bouquet
Looking for something a little different than our hugely popular potato bouquet? Then kick it up a notch with a Sweet Potato Bouquet!
Especially perfect for fall gift giving and holiday cheer – but good anytime of the year! They will NEVER forget the day they got a Sweet Potato Bouquet.
One of the most memorable things someone can get in the mail – and you can be the one to send it.
Your personal messages are hand-written on a bunch of beautiful sweet potatoes, colorfully packaged and sent along with a nice card to your sweetheart, friend or family member.
Great as a romantic gift, a get well gift, birthday surprise, thank you, to welcome Thanksgiving – or just to let someone know you're thinking about them.
Roses shmozes… send potatoes! And in this case, send sweet potatoes.
This will be talked about for a long, long time. Send it around a holiday or birthday and you'll probably hear about it every year!
How does the Sweet Potato Bouquet work?
We pick out the nicest, freshest U.S. grown sweet potatoes (currently from the great state of North Carolina) and hand-write your message on each potato using a non-toxic marker.
We wrap them all up together in colorful gift tissue paper.
We include a premium quality note card (in an envelope) along with your personal message hand-written inside the card.
We send it out fast via USPS Priority mail (1-3 day delivery time) and U.S. shipping is FREE (ships to U.S. addresses only).
It's a FUN and guaranteed attention getter. Definitely something to make someone feel special.
Here are some popular messages to write on each potato:
I love you; U R so sweet!; Luv You :); You + Me = Happy; Be mine; U R So Cute; XO XO XO; Real Love; True Love; Hug Me; Sure Love; Be True; My Girl; Let's Kiss; Too Cute; Je t'aime; Let's Dance; Cutie; My Baby; Dear One; Only You; Amore; You & Me; One I Love; It's Love; You're Yam-Tastic; XOXOXO; I only have eyes for you; You look smashing; Glaze Me; Roses Shmozes, You Got Sweet Potatoes!; Sweet Heart; You're as sweet as this potato; Orange you glad we met?
Get well: Get Better, Feel Better, Thinking of You, Cheer Up, Hang in There, You Can Do It, Chin Up, Get Well Soon, See you soon.
Holiday: Thanks for Dinner, A+++ Sweet Potatoes, Thanks for Your Hospitality; Thanks for the Invite; Awesome Meal; Best T-Day Ever; You're a World Class Host; Loved Dinner; See You Next Year; My Turn Next Year; Loved the Wine; Best Thanksgiving Ever; Thanks for Dinner!
Other: You're Yam-tastic; Happy Sweet Sixteen; You aglaze me; Got Cinnamon?; butter me up; Congrats, It's a Girl, You Did It, Proud of You, So Proud, U R G8, Great Job, Awesome, The Best, A++, Well Done
Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. Sweet potatoes are fresh when sent. They are offered as a novelty, not as an edible food item. That being said, there is nothing wrong with them other than being written on (easily peeled). Item may include a small flyer inside. Let us know if you would like us to leave it out.
So, what are your sweet potatoes going to say?
Mail a Personal Brick
Free Priority Mail Shipping!
Sending someone a brick is easy and ridiculously fun.
Who would mail someone a brick? You, that's who.
For your mom, your sweetheart, your brother, your co-worker – whoever.
It really is something FUN that they will never forget.
And we make it extra fun because we include your custom message right on the brick!
“No Brickin' Way!” says you? “Brickin' way!” says we.
Your message is nicely written with a permanent black marker on a 4×8-inch Holland Stone Concrete Brick Paver (Grey Old Town Blend or River Red).
Someone's birthday coming up? Send a birthday brick!
Someone just bought a new home? Send a housewarming brick!
Anniversary Brick, Christmas Brick, Halloween Brick – the possibilities are endless!
If you want a smiley face or heart (or whatever else you have in mind) drawn on it, let us know in the special requests area below.
Did we mention USPS Priority Mail Shipping is FREE? It is.
Fun options to add? Yep – note cards, glitter wrapping, glitter bomb cards, pokemon cards…
You can add a cute note card or a premium, full-size greeting card with your message written inside. Full-size cards can also be upgraded to a glitter bomb card. You'll also have the option to have the brick gift-wrapped with colorful glitter so it spills out when they unwrap it. Surprise!
Anonymously Shipped or Take Credit – Your choice!
Surprise that special someone with a Funky Delivery they will never forget.
Go ahead. Make their day.
Note: We can only ship to U.S. and APO addresses only.