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Send Coal for Christmas
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Send Coal for Christmas

$14.99

Price includes Shipping!

That’s right. You can send someone coal for Christmas! Everyone knows that children who are naughty during the year may get coal in their stocking for Christmas. Now you can send someone real coal along with your own personal message. And we’ll send it anonymously if you want! The only way they’ll know it’s from you is if you put your name in your personal message.

Yes, this is real coal. We’re not sending painted rocks or charcoal. We’re sending real, authentic anthracite coal mined from the state of Pennsylvania.

We’re going to pack it up in a decorative box, tin or stocking (your choice) along with your message, hand-written on a holiday-themed note card sealed in an envelope. Then we send it from a US post office to any address in the US – and shipping is included in the price.

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Personal Message for Card

Your custom message to be hand-written inside the note card. You can also upgrade to bigger cards below.

Card Upgrade?

Add sparkle or bump up to a premium, full-size greeting card along with your personal message hand-written inside it. Card will be in a decorated envelope. Our glitter and confetti mixes include holiday-themed shapes, like Santa, Deer, Snowflakes, etc. Adding confetti to a card means it will fall out when the card is removed from the envelope. For Glitter and Confetti Bomb Cards, it doesn’t pop out until the actual card is opened.

Special Requests?

Would you like something special (ie: hearts drawn in the card) or maybe you prefer a different card theme (like birthday)? If so, let us know right here.

Fun Add-ons

Customize your card with some of these fun add-ons. Individual Pokemon, sports and DC or Marvel superhero trading cards include random new or classic cards and are sent in a protective card sleeve. Blank gift cards are actual store gift cards, such as Walmart, Dunkin’ or Target, that have no funds on them. If they try to use it during checkout, it will not work and they will have to pay another way or ditch their cart (a devilish prank). Seed packs include veggie, herb or flower seeds to plant in pot or garden. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won!

Glitter Packaging?

Gift wrap along with festive glitter and confetti so that it spills out everywhere when they unwrap it?

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use an unlisted return address without any mention of you or us on the package – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the package so they know it’s from you.

Custom Message

Your personal message for the note card. Limited to 200 characters.

How are you sending coal?

Choose how you want the coal packaged! Default option is coal packaged in a small decorative box. Default amount of coal is several pieces. Medium decorative box includes about 1/2 pound of coal. Cookie Tin includes about 1 pound of coal. Large stocking includes 2 pounds of coal.

Upgrade to a Greeting Card?

Instead of a note card, let us include a premium, full-size holiday greeting card along with your personal message hand-written inside in an envelope decorated with colorful stickers. You can also upgrade the card to one with confetti added to the envelope, or a glitter bomb card (glitter only spills out when card is opened for a fun surprise).

More Fun Add-ons

Customize your order with some of these fun add-ons. Individual Pokemon, sports and DC or Marvel superhero trading cards include random new or classic cards and are sent in a protective card sleeve. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won!

Anonymous or not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the package – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the package so they know it’s from you.

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