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With Age Comes Wisdom – Happy Birthday to the Wisest Person I Know – Card

$3.50

Oh my… now this is a funny birthday card for someone who can take a joke about getting older! This friendly dog has a wonderful way with sarcasm. While you’re at it, kick it up a notch by adding birthday confetti for a fun surprise they won’t be expecting.

Front

With Age Comes Wisdom

Inside

Happy Birthday to the Wisest Person I Know!

Product details

Send your personal message to someone you  know or love – with some fun sass from a dog. Greeting cards from Funky Delivery  include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won’t find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card). We can send it anonymously for added mystery or include your return address!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping

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Add Custom Message

Your personal message for the card up to 350 characters. Remember, the only way they will know this is from you is if you include your name here or you choose the “take credit” option. Otherwise it’s totally anonymous.

Special Requests?

Let us know if you have any special requests, like a heart or emoji, or trying to match a theme (ie: 21st birthday, princess, superhero, etc.), or targeting a certain delivery day – we’ll try our best to do it.

Upgrade to a Glitter Bomb or Confetti Card

Upgrade this to our world famous Glitter Bomb Card or a fun Confetti Card. We have several options to choose from. Our Funky Glitter Mix is a colorful blend of colors and sizes, including fine. Our Funky Confetti Mix does not include any glitter – just easier-to-clean up confetti. All mixes include a special piece of “Happy Birthday” confetti that they can keep. Tell us the age they are turning (in the special requests area) and we will include confetti for that number in the mix if we have it.

Fun Add-ons

Customize your card with some of these fun add-ons. Trading cards (Pokemon, baseball, football, superhero, etc) include random new or classic cards. Fake scratch off lottery tickets have a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket. They won’t know it’s a fake until they read the small print on the back – most likely after they’ve run around screaming that they won! Seed packs are for planting in a pot or garden.

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you.

Ship to you for hand delivery?

If you want this shipped to your address so you can hand-deliver it yourself, then choose this option. It will be sent inside a bigger envelope. It will not have any addresses written on it or have any postage stamps.