Son It's Your Birthday Card - Glitter Bomb and More
Son, It’s Your Birthday – You’re Everything… Birthday Card
A nice birthday card for a son of any age from a proud parent. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding prank lottery cards, trading cards and more.

Front

Son, It's Your Birthday

Inside

You're everything
a parent
could wish for –
lots to brag about,
lots to love!

Product details

If you're looking for great card for a proud parent to give their son, then you've found it. Perfect for any age. Inside they'll find a sweet message. Want to make it exciting? Upgrade to a glitter bomb for a surprise poof they won't be expecting.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Valentine's Day Card for a Boy - Dinosaur Valentine Card
Special Valentine for a Terrr-ific Boy… Dinosaur Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

This very special valentine is for a terrr-ific boy…

Inside

Hope your day is filled
with fun
and surprises to enjoy!

Have a
Happy Valentine’s Day

Product details

An adorable plush bear holds a heart telling that special someone that they are so lovable, and opens to an all red interior with an even sweeter message written in all-white lettering. Great for a sweetheart – or a family member.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Funny Birthday Card for a Man
That Special Something That Separates Men from the Boys – Birthday Card
Send a fun birthday card that gets attention. Funky Delivery birthday cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing and more.

Front

You've got that something extra that separates the men from the boys…

Inside

Age.

Happy Birthday!

Product details

Do you know someone with a birthday coming up who deserves a little friendly reminder about how old they are? This fun card is great for any adult birthday – but especially for hallmark birthdays like a 21st birthday or a 40th birthday. How can you beat a card that has a Chihuahua in a sombrero? Answer: you can't. And that dog's toothy grin is just priceless!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday-themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Valentine's Day - Happy Hearts Day Card for Friend or Family
Valentine – Couldn’t forget to wish you a Happy Hearts Day! Valentine Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

Valentine

Inside

Couldn't forget to wish you a Happy Hearts Day!

Product details

An artistic Valentine's Day card with a stencil design filled with red flowers, hearts and leaves opens up to a nice message to let someone know you were thinking of them for Valentine's Day this year. A perfect Valentine card for friends and family members.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
With Love to My Wife - Valentine's Day Card for Wife
With Love to My Wife… who fills our home with happiness – Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

With Love to My Wife

Inside

…who fills our home
with happiness
on Valentine's Day
and always.

Product details

An love-fest of XO's jump off a lovely pink card that features a white heart in the middle along with a simple, classic statement. Inside, she will find an appreciative, warm message sure to bring a smile.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
With Thanks and Warm Wishes - Custom Holiday Card
With Thanks and Warm Wishes – Holiday & New Year Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

With Thanks and Warm Wishes…

Inside

…for a wonderful holiday and a happy new year!

Product details

This cute and friendly card features a starry night background along with it's gracious sentiment of appreciation and warmth. The foreground features a crafty wreath, complete with holly leaves and colored lights. This is such a pleasant card, it's great for just about anyone who deserves your appreciation – friends, coworkers, teachers, karate instructors, tutors, babysitters, day care staff – you name it!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Girls Night Out Birthday Card - Turn it into a Glitter Bomb Card!
Wooo! Girl’s Night Out Birthday Card
Send a fun birthday card that gets attention. Funky Delivery birthday cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing and more.

Front

Wooo!

Inside

It’s your birthday!

Wooo!

Remember,
the louder you are,
the more you should tip
the waiter.

Product details

This is such a fun card for girl friend – especially a girl friend who likes to go out and party with friends. The front shows three women drinking wine and having fun being loud. On the table is a slice of cake for the birthday girl. Inside, more excitement and a reminder to tip the waiter extra because of all the ruckus. An all around fun card for any fun-loving woman over 21.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Wow Well Done Bravo Congratulations Card
Wow! Well Done! Bravo! Congratulations Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else.

Front

Wow! Well Done! Bravo!

Inside

It's all over but the celebrating. Congrats!

Product details

What a nice way to let someone know how proud you are of them! This is a colorful, fun card for that special someone who just reached a goal. Perfect for graduations, good grades, a new job – anything worth celebrating! This is definitely a card worth upgrading to a Glitter Bomb Card for that extra POP of excitement.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Christmas holiday stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Christmas holiday themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
xoxo - Valentine Card for Friend, Sweetheart, Family Member or Child
XOXO – Sending You a Batch of Love Fresh from my Heart. Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

XOXO

Inside

Sending you a batch of love fresh from my heart.

Happy Valentine's Day

Product details

A soft, pastel-like color scheme of pink and red heart cookies – the most prominant one decorated with an XOXO. Inside, a sweet message for a special person in your life. This card is fitting for sweethearts, friends and family members because it’s just sweet. Like the Valentine’s Day cookies on the front.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Fun, Sexy Valentine's Day Card - Custom, Personalized Card
You gonna come be my Valentine? Or am I gonna have to fetch ya? Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

You gonna come be my Valentine?

Inside

Or am I gonna have to fetch ya?

Product details

This is a fun, sexy Valentine’s Day card for your husband, wife, sweetheart – or maybe even your crush. An adorable dog with a heart shaped eye patch catches your attention only to reveal the playful invitation inside. This is a fun, playful card – and a great choice for turning into a sparkly glitter card.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Custom Valentine's Day Card for Sweetheart or Family Member
You’re So Lovable – I Could Hug You to Pieces – Valentine’s Day Card
This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

You're So Lovable…

Inside

I Could Just Hug You to Pieces!

Happy Valentine's Day

Product details

An adorable plush bear holds a heart telling that special someone that they are so lovable, and opens to an all red interior with an even sweeter message written in all-white lettering. Great for a sweetheart – or a family member.

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Happy 40th Birthday Card with Glitter Bomb option
You’re Turning 40 – Fun Birthday Card for Anyone Turning 40
Fun birthday card for anyone turning 40 years old. Funky Delivery cards include your custom message hand-written inside, colorful stamps and stickers for that personal touch. Plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else, like turning this into a Birthday Glitter Bomb Card, anonymous mailing, adding prank lottery cards and more.

Front

You're turning
40,
and if ever
there were a time
to laugh and celebrate
and dance the night away…

Inside

…it was about
30 years ago.

Happy 40th
Have Fun

Product details

If you're looking for funny card for a 40th birthday, then this is it. Perfect for friends, co-workers, neighbors, family – just about anyone. Inside they'll find a funny swipe at their age. Want to make it more exciting? This is also a great card to upgrade to a glitter bomb for that surprise poof they won't be expecting. And you can even have us put black glitter in it!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes birthday themed stickers on envelope.
  • Includes colorful USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
Kids Glitter Bomb Card
Kids Glitter Gram Card

The original Kids Glitter Gram Card is a blast – Children of all ages love it!

For birthdays, congratulations, holidays or just for fun. It works for anything!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter actually pops out when opened — and it includes your own custom message hand-written inside.

This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. It's a real, premium greeting card that we use our funky magic on to make it the funnest card they'll get all year.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter poofs out all over the place. Finally – a fun mess!

This is a kids version of our Original Glitter Bomb Card.
What makes our Kids Glitter Gram Card so much fun?

  • Lots of options
  • Each glitter gram is custom made to order.
  • Special breakaway compartment so glitter pops out when opened.
  • We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. We do not include your name or ours inside the card.
  • You choose the glitter type you want, including larger sized glitter that is easier to clean up.
  • Colorful U.S. postage stamp(s) on the card (some international addresses may get a cool USPS stamp instead).
  • We put a cute sticker on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened!
  • Right now, shipping is free to anywhere in the world!

Note: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. We also offer other Glitter Bomb Cards and Letters. For the sake of secrecy, cards may not be exactly like the cards shown (styles/colors vary). See Terms & Conditions.

$9.50
Custom Glitter Letter

We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.

Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.

Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It’s a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.

Message Suggestions:

Congratulations!
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Got You!
Clean your desk you slob!
Happy Birthday!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. :)
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Don’t Litter!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Happy Anniversary!

We also offer a Standard Glitter Bomb Letter with our standard message — and you can kick it up a few notches with the glitter blasting Original Glitter Bomb.

$5.50
What is a Dad - Valentine's Day Card for Dad
What is a Dad? Fun Father’s Day Card for Golf Loving Dad
This is a fun, easy way to send a Father’s Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).

Front

What is a Dad?
Kid Consoler
18-holer
Money doler
Remote Controller!

Inside

Happy Father’s Day
to a Dad
Who Does it All!!

Product details

Here’s a fun card for a kid to give dad. A colorful card that’s sure to get a smile. Make it even funnier by turning it into a glitter bomb Father’s day card!

Specs

  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Includes FREE Shipping
$3.50
The WTF Letter

You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.

For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.

Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.

They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.

100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.

WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.

$1.50
Glitter Letter Prank

This is the best deal you’ll find for a quality glitter bomb letter. 100% anonymous. Fast, worldwide, same-day shipping (Mon-Sat). Super easy to order.

We hand-write our standard message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spills everywhere and makes a mess when opened. The ultimate prank. Glitter Letters are packaged by our expert team of glitterers and sent anonymously to anywhere in the world.

100% Anonymous. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (neither your name or ours will appear inside*).

Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. A superior prank product for a superior prankster, and isn’t that what you’re looking for?

Standard Message:

You Got Glittered!

Notes: If you want to include your own message, check out our Custom Glitter Bomb Letter. We also offer our Original Glitter Bomb, Birthday Card Glitter Bombs, Christmas Card Glitter Bombs, and a Holiday Glitter Card Bombs. *See Terms & Conditions.

$5.99
Fake Lottery Scratch Off TIckets Birthday Prank
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card

This is hilarious for someone's birthday!

It's great for friends and family members – even kids.

We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.

Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.

When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!

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These fake scratch off tickets are so funny.

After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.

Why should you get this?

  • It is fun, funny and personal.
  • We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
  • We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.

Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.

$9.50
Graduation Glitter Bomb Card
Graduation Glitter Bomb Card

This is a fun way to celebrate someone's graduation – and it's a card that won't soon be forgotten!

Thanks to our ingenius breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium quality, full-size 2017 Congratulations Graduate greeting card so it will pop out when opened.

Poof! A colorful cloud of clingy, sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. What a fun mess! They’ll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of their accomplishment.

What makes our Graduation Glitter Bomb so special?

  • Each glitter bomb is custom made to order.
  • Stealth – glitter remains hidden and actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in!
  • We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “Congratulations – You Got Glittered for Graduation!” in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Anonymous or not – you decide. It can be sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses or we can include your return address.
  • You can choose the glitter size and color.
  • We use a colorful postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put fun, colorful stickers on the envelope to make it look even more personal. This will be enthusiastically opened when they see it!
  • Right now, shipping is free!
$9.50
Blank Gift Card Gag Gift for Birthday
Empty Birthday Gift Card Prank

This is one of the most dastardly birthday pranks evah – you know, in a playful kinda way. We will anonymously send someone you know a birthday card with a BLANK gift card inside.

Let that sink in for a moment. The gift card is BLANK – zero dollars on it. No balance. Empty.

They won't know who sent them the birthday card, which will totally drive them nuts, but you best believe they're going to use that gift card. And when they do, they'll have to fork over their own cash at checkout — or skulk out of the store. Classic.

It's a triple-whammy of frustration for the recipient. First, wondering who sent them a nice card and gift card. Second, finding out the card is empty after spending all that time shopping. Third, realizing they got pranked big-time and have no idea who did it.

Add your own message – or we will hand-write the following inside the card:

I hope you have an amazing birthday! Love, Sarah*

Gift cards will be for popular, widely available retail stores, such as Walmart and Target. If the card does not have a dollar amount printed on it, we will write $25 on it. Gift cards are real and in new condition (they just don't have any funds loaded on them).

What else makes this prank so special:

  • Each card is custom made to order.
  • It's actually a premium birthday card.
  • You can upgrade it to a glitter bomb card if you want.
  • We hand-write the message in the card.
  • We hand-write the mailing address and return address
  • Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses.
  • We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
  • We put a cute birthday sticker on the color envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will not be overlooked as junk mail.

* Why Sarah? It's one of the most popular names. Just about everyone at least knows a Sarah. But you can provide any message or name that you want.
Please note: Birthday card will not exactly match the one shown due to secrecy, but it will be a premium birthday card.

$9.50