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You gonna come be my Valentine? Or am I gonna have to fetch ya? Valentine’s Day Card


This is a fun, easy way to send a Valentine's Day greeting card. Funky Delivery greeting cards include your custom message hand-written inside for that personal touch – plus we offer fun options you won't find anywhere else (like turning this into a fun Glitter Bomb Card).


You gonna come be my Valentine?


Or am I gonna have to fetch ya?

Product details

This is a fun, sexy Valentine’s Day card for your husband, wife, sweetheart – or maybe even your crush. An adorable dog with a heart shaped eye patch catches your attention only to reveal the playful invitation inside. This is a fun, playful card – and a great choice for turning into a sparkly glitter card.


  • Premium 5″ x 7″, glossy, flat card.
  • Handwritten Custom Message inside.
  • Color envelope with handwritten addresses.
  • Includes Valentine's Day stickers on envelope.
  • Includes Valentine's Day themed USPS postage stamp(s).
  • Card is made and printed in the USA.
  • Printed on sustainably sourced paper.
  • Includes FREE Shipping

Only 2 left in stock

Add Custom Message

Your personal message for the card up to 350 characters. Remember, the only way they will know this is from you is if you include your name here or you choose the “take credit” option. Otherwise it’s totally anonymous.

Upgrade to a Glitter Bomb Card

Upgrade this to a Valentine’s Day version of our world famous Original Glitter Bomb Card. We have several options to choose from. Our Valentine’s Day Glitter Mix is a festive blend of reds, pink and silver. It even has some glitter hearts in it!

Anonymous or Not?

Our standard practice is to use our private return address without any mention of you or us on the envelope – it’s anonymous. But you can also choose to take credit on the envelope so they know it’s from you (or show us some love by letting us include ours)

Ship to you for hand delivery?

If you want this shipped to your address so you can hand-deliver it yourself, then choose this option. It will be sent inside a bigger envelope. It will not have any addresses written on it or have any postage stamps.

Special Valentine Postmark Request

Want to add something extra special to your Valentine envelope? Choose one of the following US Post Offices to have your card shipped from. This means you will have an official US postmark from a town with a romantic name and a cute Valentine’s Day themed mark stamped on it,. This option will add 2-4 days to your delivery time. Does not work with hand-delivery option above.

Delayed Shipping Option

Do you want this to be sent closer to Valentine’s Day? No problem. Pick a mailing date below. It takes 1-4 business days for most U.S. addresses, 2-5 for Canada. 5-6 for Europe. Australia is up to 10 days.