Custom Glitter Letter
We hand-write your custom message and specially package it with a bunch of glitter so that it spews everywhere and makes a mess when pulled out.
Glitter letters are sent anonymously to anywhere in the world. The only way they’ll know you sent it is if you tell them (or put your name in the message). We do not include your name or ours inside.
Unlike some of our competitors, we use quality paper and envelopes. This is important because it helps conceal the glitter. Your delivery will also include a colorful stamp (for U.S. orders) and the mailing address will be hand written. This will NOT look like junk mail. It’s a superior glitter envelope for superior pranksters.
Have a Nice Day!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
Clean your desk you slob!
Stop throwing your cigarette butts all over the place.
All that glitters is not gold. 🙂
I know how much you like to vacuum. Have fun!
Ha Ha, Got You.
Political Potato Gram
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Seems like it’s election season all year long these days — so it's always a good time to let people know exactly what's on your mind! It's time to order up the original Political Potato Gram for that special someone.
Perfect for sending a positive message about your candidate — or a potato-based tongue lashing to that politically annoying person in your life.
How it works:
We pick out a nice, fresh U.S. grown potato, hand-write your message using a marker, and send it from one of our unlisted mailing addresses to any U.S. postal address. It's hilarious and a guaranteed attention getter. The only way they will know it's from you when they open it is if you include it in your message (or tell them).
1. Tell us the message you want on the spud
2. Choose your options
3. Tell us where to send it.
4. Checkout securely using Paypal.
* Note: This item ships to U.S. destinations only. See terms & conditions for details.
Customize your Political Potato Gram right now!
Christmas Card Glitter Bomb
Deck the halls with lots of glitter! Spread good cheer – or grinchy jeers – with this epic Christmas card…
Perfect for people you like, love or loathe because you get to customize the message and type of glitter. Plus, it can be sent anonymously or you can take credit!
This is the Original Christmas Card Glitter Bomb, featuring a hand-written card, festive decorations and personality. And personality goes a long way.
Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment (not shown), glitter is specially loaded into a premium, full-size Christmas greeting card so it will pop out when opened.
This is not just an envelope with glitter poured into it. Glitter only comes out when the card is opened.
Surprise! A Christmas-colored cloud of sparkly glitter pops out all over the place. They'll be finding festive, glittery specks for days, weeks, maybe years. A reminder of the day they got glittered by someone with big-time Christmas spirit.
What makes our Christmas Card Glitter Bomb so special?
- We're sending actual Christmas cards! Premium, full-size Christmas cards.
- Each Christmas glitter bomb is custom made to order.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 350 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Christmas!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. They won't know who sent it when they open it. OR you can choose to take credit. It's up to you.
- We use a mix of glitter types, sizes in festive, holiday colors.
- You can choose larger, easier to clean up glitter. See photo for an example of LARGER glitter.
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope or card with loose glitter poured in!
- We use a colorful Christmas-themed postage stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may have a funky USPS international stamp or mix of cool U.S. stamps).
- Cards are 100% manufactured, printed and funkified in the USA.
- We put nice Christmas stickers on the back of the envelope to make it look even more personal.
- FREE Worldwide Shipping
Oh yeah, we're spreading glorious, glittery Christmas cheer. Rest assured, this will not be overlooked as junk mail. This will be enthusiastically opened!
Note: We also offer a Holiday Glitter Bomb Card (Season's Greetings & non-Christmas options).
Fake Lottery Ticket Birthday Card
This is hilarious for someone's birthday!
It's great for friends and family members – even kids.
We will send a nice birthday card with your personal message along with a realistic, fake scratch off lottery ticket inside.
Your message is hand-written inside the card and the scratch off lottery ticket will be for a prize amount between $5000 and $50,000, depending on the ticket.
When they scratch off the ticket, they will be a BIG winner!
After they're done running all around screaming about how they just won, or calling everyone they know to tell them about their huge win, they'll finally take a moment to read the fine print on the back of the ticket. That's when they'll find out that they were duped – and get a big laugh out of it.
Why should you get this?
- It is fun, funny and personal.
- We're actually sending a nice birthday card.
- We hand-write your message in the card for that personal touch.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- It can be sent from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses or we can use your return address (you choose that option). We will not include our name anywhere in/on the card.
- We use a colorful stamp on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a festive birthday sticker on the back of the envelope for that extra-personal touch. This will be enthusiastically opened.
Please note: Birthday card may not exactly match the one shown (colors/styles vary). Just to be clear, these are fake scratch-off tickets and there is no actual prize to win.
Valentine Happy Glitter Gram
Just click here to pick a card and choose the options you want. Add your own message, choose glitter type and amount and add fun options. You can also order a happy glitter gram on this page (simple, less options than this one but lots of fun).
Sending glitter can be fun for everyone – including the person receiving it. That's right. We've done it. We've created glitter bomb style cards that are fun for everyone.
Send some glamorous excitement to your favorite people, your sweetheart — or someone you're smitten with. Want to bring a laugh to friend or family member's day? Send a Valentine Happy Glitter Gram!
This is a fun surprise for someone you like or love PLUS you get to customize the message.
Just the right amount of colorful, larger-sized glitter (easy cleanup) is specially loaded into a premium Valentine's Day greeting card so it will pop out when the card is opened. A surprising poof of sparkling excitement, accompanied by your custom message. Glitter will be a v-day blend of reds and pinks – and even include heart shaped glitter.
What makes our Valentine Glitter Grams special?
- It doesn't create a huge mess – just enough for a nice surprise and a big laugh.
- Each Happy Glitter Gram is custom made to order.
- Thanks to our special breakaway system, glitter actually poofs out when opened — it's surprising and fun.
- We hand-write your personal message, up to 100 characters, inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for Valentine's Day!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address
- Sent anonymously from one of several U.S. postal addresses. Your name will not appear inside the card unless it's part of your custom message.
- We use a larger type of glitter so it's easy to clean up.
- Glitter will be a V-day mix of reds, pinks and hearts.
- We use a colorful, romantic stamp (ie: heart or love) on the card (some international mail may be metered).
- We put cute Valentine themed stickers on the back of the envelope for that personal touch.
This is not like our original glitter bomb and will not spray an excessive amount of glitter everywhere. If you want to pull that type of prank on a friend, loved-one or frenemy, then try our Original Glitter Bomb or Valentine's Day Glitter Bomb. Note: Cards may not be exactly like the card shown (styles/colors vary).
Birthday Card Glitter Bomb
This is the ultimate birthday surprise card – and it works great for anyone because you get to customize the message!
Thanks to our ingenious breakaway compartment, glitter is specially loaded into a premium-quality birthday greeting card so it will pop out when opened. This is not just an envelope with glitter poured in – glitter does not come out until it is opened!
Poof! A colorful cloud of sparkly glitter pops out for a fun mess! They'll be finding little sparkly specks for days, weeks, maybe longer. A reminder of the birthday they got glittered by someone with an awesome sense of humor (you).
Don't be fooled by imitators. This is the Original Birthday Glitter Bomb Card.
This is a fun, premium-quality item that brings good cheer. So this year, send something memorable!
What makes our Birthday Glitter Card so much better than the copy-cats?
- More options and multiple ways to customize make it fun and memorable!
- Each glitter bomb is custom made to order – by hand.
- It's a nice, real, 5×7-inch birthday card!
- We hand-write your personal message inside the card. If you leave the custom message blank, we will write “You Got Glittered for your Birthday!” in the card.
- We hand-write the mailing address and return address on the envelope
- Sent anonymously from one of our unlisted U.S. postal addresses for added mystery or you can take credit.
- We use a mix of glitter colors and types and you can choose from different types.
- Glitter actually pops out when opened — this is not just an envelope with glitter poured in! There is a special breakaway compartment that delivers a splash of glitter.
- We use colorful US postage stamps on the card (for U.S. addresses, international may be metered).
- We put a cheerful birthday sticker on the envelope to make it even more personal. This will not be overlooked as junk mail and will be enthusiastically opened!
- It's affordably priced.
- Printed and made 100% in the USA.
- Free Worldwide Shipping!
Want to pick a specific card? You can upgrade any of our Birthday Cards to glitter bomb cards.
So… what's your card going to say?
Middle Finger Mail
This is it.
Sending someone you know a long-distance bird is seconds away.
A flip off to be remembered.
That's right – give them a middle finger they'll never forget.
Choose from a regular flip off or an X-ray middle finger.
Simple, satisfying and hilarious!
Fun options include a custom message and glitter.
- Full color printout of middle finger or x-ray version
- 8.5 x 11-inch, premium white paper.
- Premium envelope
- Hand-written addresses
- Anonymous (or not, your choice)
- Colorful postage stamp
- Optional custom message
- Optional glitter
Includes FREE worldwide shipping.
The WTF Letter
You know how people say it “doesn’t get any simpler” when they’re talking about doing something? Well, in this case… it really doesn’t get any simpler.
For a little more than the cost of a stamp, we will send an empty envelope to someone you know from one of our U.S. postal addresses.
Hand-written envelope. Hand-written return address. Regular U.S. postage stamp. Nothing inside.
They will spend countless hours wondering about who sent it and what it was supposed to contain. It really is going to drive them nuts.
100% anonymous. They should never know that you (or we) had anything to do with it because it’s completely blank and empty inside.
WTF? Exactly. This is so cheap you just have to do it.